LNH: Leadership Cry.sig: Net.ropolis 2023 #5
Drew Nilium
pwerdna at gmail.com
Fri Apr 7 18:04:14 PDT 2023
On 4/7/23 1:55 PM, EDMLite wrote:
<snip>
> The door to Ultimate Nina’s office surged open – an all-too-common
> occurrence these days – and Nina was surprised to find herself
> hoping for the welcome distraction of a planetary invasion,
> accidental awakening of some elder god, or super-villain in a snit.
You know, understandable
> Cynical Lass drew a deep breath. “I’m hoping I can help you, sir.
> Ma’am,” she corrected. “With this election. As your campaign
> manager.”
>
> Ultimate Nina sighed. When were the villains going to rise up off
> their collective keisters and attack?
X3
> “I don’t need a campaign
> manager,” she said. “Or a campaign. The LNH will choose the
> person they believe is best qualified to lead. If it happens to be
> me, I will continue to do the job as best as I am able.”
Oh, Nina.
> “You poor, sweet, deluded…Sir!” Cynical Lass mumbled, as
> Ultimate Nina shot her a look that, had it arrived several decades
> earlier, might have done much to delay the advent of global
> warming.
XD
> “Have you seen what they’re saying about you on
> social media? ‘Why does she wear a mask?’ ‘What does
> she have to hide?’ ‘Is she still afraid of the Sabretooth virus?’
> Never mind that you’re a ninja… and half the Legion wears
> masks anyway…”
Yeah, that sounds right. x-x
> It’s just… I don’t recall that we’ve
> ever even met before. What makes you think I’m the best
> person to lead the Legion of Net.Heroes?”
>
> “Because you actually care about the job. And about the
> Legion,” Cynical Lass said, her voice rising. “Because
> right now, everywhere, around the world, good people
> are giving up on politics. On democracy. And when that
> happens, the only people left who will be willing to lead
> are demagogues – or power-tripping functionaries, like
> that Pragmatic Reasons Lass. Or worse.”
Mmmmmm. *nodnods*
> “Someone is holding a press conference in front of
> LNHQ,” said Sister State-the-Obvious, popping her
> head into the office before disappearing again.
X3
> “I’ll close the blinds,” said Ultimate Nina, rising from
> her chair. “Wait…,” she said, staring at the
> well-dressed man behind the podium. “Is that…?”
>
> “Hexadecimal Luthor!” gasped Cynical Lass.
holy shit X3
> “I thought he was… missing… on prehistoric
> Earth since the end of Beige Midnight,”
> Ultimate Nina said.
>
> Cynical Lass and Ultimate Nina looked at each
> Other.
>
> “Comics,” they both groaned.
XD XD XD <3
> “What’s he saying?” Cynical Lass asked. “I
> don’t suppose you can read lips?”
>
> “I can,” Ultimate Nina said. “Or I could just turn
> on the radio. Since, you know, it’s a press
> conference.”
XD
>
> “Mr. Luthor! Mr. Luthor! Jennifer Crenshaw,
> Net.ropolis Observer. What makes you think
> you’re qualified to lead the LNH?”
>
> The two women in the leadership office
> looked at each other.
yessssssss omg
> “Well,” Hex Luthor said, his mellifluous voice
> coating every syllable like honeyed butterscotch,
ooooooh, adjectives :D
> “I did serve as President of the Loonited States.
> As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if a
> significant number of Legionnaires voted for me.
> And would do so again.”
>
> Everyone in the crowd turned to look at one of the
> LNH members filling the sidewalk in front of the
> headquarters building.
>
> “What?” Bad Judgment Boy said.
Oh my god, of course. :3
> But I just heard she’s been using a
> private server to send out her emails! A private
> e-mail server! Is that really the kind of person we
> want leading a massive, unlicensed army of
> super-powerful vigilantes?
X3
> “Oh, Miss Overstock. I was never a villain to
> begin with. And the idea that I would bear some
> kind of grudge against the Legion of Net.
> Heroes just because they abandoned me to die
> in the Cretaceous Period? Simply absurd. Of
> course, if I was a member of the LNH and
> had the purely ridiculous idea that I was cooking
> up some kind of scheme to destroy them all,
> well then I might just go ahead and vote for me,
> just to keep a closer eye on what I’m doing.”
omfg
> Cynical Lass turned from the spectacle outside
> the window to look at Ultimate Nina, still
> composed as ever but clearly deep in thought.
>
> “Now do you want my help?” she asked.
Delightful. n.n
> –Rob Rogers
> –Easily-Discovered Man Lite of the LNH
Thank you so much. X3
Drew "whew, all caught up" Nilium
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