LNH: WikiLull (was LNH/META: Okay. Guess no Daily LNH Wiki Entry today...)

[Drew Perron]

On 4/1/2016 9:11 PM, Adrian McClure wrote:
> I tried to look something up on the Wiki but it looks like it's down again, so...

Natch! But it's been up and down today, so how about...

> On Tue, Mar 29, 2016 at 1:31 PM, Drew Perron <pwerdna at gmail.com
> <mailto:pwerdna at gmail.com>> wrote:
>
>     Multi-Tasking Man folded his hands in front of his face and leaned back.
>     "No, it couldn't be that. There's still an unfinished RACCies storyline out
>     there, and after all the fuss they made in JAC about writers not finishing
>     their stories, they *probably* wouldn't start another one."
>
>     "Oh." wReamhack slumped back in his chair. "Then... it's probably just a
>     coincidence."
>
> "Hold on a minute," said Multi-Tasking Man, taking a break from debating the new
> Homestuck update on tumblr, designing more effective blocking tools for social
> media, and building a giant pickle in Minecraft. "What's that ticking noise?"
>
> "Oh, probably a bomb," said wReamhack. He blinked. "Oh crap, it's a bomb."
>
> And the LNHQ exploded again.
>
> "Well," said Victoria, watching the explosion through the window of the Pizza
> Pit, "at least it wasn't us this time."

Then the LNHQ unexploded, flames sucking back in and building putting itself 
back together.

Victoria and the people I can finally start calling the Liminals blinked.

Then the LNHQ re-exploded. Then it unexploded again. Then it froze 
mid-explosion, pieces of masonry hanging in the air, Domestic Lad floating 
upside-down with comedically bugged-out eyes.

"Masterplan Lad--" said Victoria.

"On it," he said, holding up his umbrella-shaped Plot Device.

"Some kind of time loop?" said Net.Access, tilting her head. "It might be a 
loopweaver that wandered into our continuum."

"Maybe someone's changing history, like in Retcon Hour, and we're seeing 
histories with explody LNHQs overlap with explosionless LNHQs!" said Manga Girl.

"It's not a temporal effect," said Masterplan Lad, frowning. "It's 
information-based. Someone's trying to do a denial-of-service attack on the LNHQ 
itself!"

Drew "DUN DUN DUNNNNN" Perron