LNH/REPOST: Jong #3 -- 'Rejection Part One'
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Fri Dec 20 18:08:39 PST 2013
On Thu, 12 Dec 2013 01:08:11 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> "All we have are some witnesses -- each with the same story! A man in a
> purple and yellow suit with a mask over his head -- looks sort of like a
> -- jester! He beat the man to death! The sicko laughed the whole time
> he did it!!"
This is more violent than I'd imagined the Plum Master. o.o
> In one of the corners was Slobbering!'s bed. A bed that even a homeless
> person would think twice about sleeping in. It was here that the story
> began. As Slobbering! climbed out of bed, while rubbing his eyes
> knowing... Ahem! Like I was saying as Slobbering! climbed out of bed,
> whi.... oh Slobbering! GET out of bed you stupid dolt! Don't you under
> stand English?! We HAVE a story to DO!!
I'm surrounded by amateurs!
> Thank you for sending your resume to us.
> After careful evaluation, we are sorry to tell you that
> your powers do not meet our present needs.
> Our decision is not necessarily a reflection of your
> quality as a hero, but is based mainly on our perception of the
Ah, the old days, when they cared enough to send rejection letters.
> And now for that Cheetos Pancake Recipe:
> You pour a big bag of Cheetos into a bowl. Then you pour a six pack of
> beer into the bowl and mash the whole mixture up (while drooling into it
> (For Flavor!).
> Then you get some lard and put it into a frying pan. When the pan is
> pancake making hot pour in a pancake size glop of the batter. Wait till
> it is nicely cooked and flip it over (like they do in the cartoons.
> Don't use a spatula! Spatulas are for pussies!)
Well this is just ridiculous. I mean, where do you expect me to buy lard?
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, sheesh
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