LNH20: The Cat Lady #4 (of 4)

[Scott Eiler]

On 5/20/2012 12:35 PM, Andrew Perron wrote:
> Blaaaaaaah.  Okay gotta catch up on responding to stuff.
>
>>    “I assume it means that they are going to have their penises
>> removed,” Mikey’s father said.
>
> Meep. I think it's just more like going in and taking out a couple of
> inside connections. o.o;

I know that, and you know that, and Martin knows that.  But Mikey's 
father doesn't know that, and the Cat Lady thinks it's all just wrong 
anyway.  -snip- >:C

>>    Anyway, I think I'm going to stop these at four because I don't see
>> how I can write stories about cats every week.  In fact, this one
>> wasn't so much about cats but about a dog.
>
> Haha, good point. `-`; This one was probably the weakest of the four, but
> still, good work.
>
> Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, oh deer.

Actually, I think I liked this one best.  It even explained the Cat 
Lady's motivation.  Cat Lady 2012!

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Constitution, which protects every American's right to shoot another
American.  This cherished constitutional right to shoot people and make
them dead is currently recognized in all fifty states, most recently
Florida.

- The Borowitz Report
(http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/03/29/an-argument-against-healthcare/),
March 2012.