LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #278: Electrocutioner's Song Part One
Drew Nilium
pwerdna at gmail.com
Tue Mar 21 21:57:14 PDT 2023
On 3/12/23 5:21 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
Getting back on the horse, of course of course~
> And Now -- The Electrocutioner's Song!
Wooooooo! \o/
> This was probably the first LNH Crossover (the other stuff before
> this were usually Multi-Writer cascades and add-ons to other
> people's work).
An early point in the evolution of the LNH as a setting and as a community!
> First Off we have Halls Jordan and Cliche Dude #1 by Jef "The
> KaTeFan(tm)" Kolodziej! What type of scissors will work best
> to cut the trading card out of your laptop?! (What -- print it out?
> Okay, that makes more sense!)
*smacks forehead* Of course!!
> How long will it take for the citizens of
> Metropolis.News to come to their senses and give their city the way
> better name of Net.ropolis?!
Oh boy. X> I'll add that to the wiki...
> Will Sufferyng use his catch phrase
> 'Sufferyng Suckytash'?!
Oh no. XD
> And is Ultimate Ninja a bit doofy or is
> he The Doofiest Ninja EVER!?
Absolutely the doofiest n.n *...looks around to confirm he's not around anymore*
>.> <.<
> The Legion of Net Heroes, a band of netters joined together to battle
> evil netters wherever they lurk,
That's pretty cute, not gonna lie
> Will the Wild Cards of the LNH universe (Ultimate Ninja and the Z-Team) aid
> or help destroy the LNH?
I love that Ultimate Ninja is still a wildcard at this stage. X>
> Also, get your collectable cards that comes with every issue.
> This is a one-time offer, so you better reserve your issue, or will may
> only get a second printing.
God, the collector era was weird. X>
> Trading Card (cut here)
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> +---------------------------------------+ +-----------------------------+
> | Z-Team's Truck | | Z-Team in the nonsense file |
> | _______ | | |
> | / / | | | | Children playing a grown-up |
> | -------- ---- -------------------- | | game. Money buys all your |
> | ( ___ | - | ___ ) | | friendships. This will be |
> | | |r-t|| | |r-t| | | | your downfall. This time, |
> | ----| |-------------------| |------ | | you will meet your match. |
> | L_J L_J | | |
> +---------------------------------------+ | You have a choice, join me |
> | or be part of the many vic- |
> | tims that will fall under |
> | my awesome power. The |
> | choice is ultimately yours. |
> | |
> | |
> | (LNH CopyRight 1992) |
> -------------------------------
I remember the Executioner's Song cards, and this is actually *less* silly.
> The Quietness of the Sheep
X>;
> Going thru the demolished base of Y-Plex Burp, the evil
> renegade from the past, Table, searches thru the wreckage, in hope
> of finding a key to his past.
Oh man. I so want to bring Table back. Especially with the backstory Jeanne came
up with.
> Their existance is known in only a very few
> circles, but the path of destruction left behind them is great.
> They are the Z-Team, mercenaries for hire.
And they only appear in this. X> Hmmmmm...
> "I thought you said you could play basketball?", yelled Cliche Dude,
> after being beat by two of Patrick Ewing's illegitimate sons.
Seriously, what. X3
> "I do. Today was a bad day."
> "Bad Day??????? You call being beat 50 - 4, bad? What are you, nuts?"
> "Well, yeah."
> "Ok. I can respect that."
X3
> "Table, this is Manga Man. I am following them as you have
> instructed. I overheard them saying they are heading to LNH headquarters."
There's going to be a *lot* of villains in this one. X> And different factions
in general.
> Back at the Legion of Net Heroes HeadQuarters, Sig.File Man has just
> given out today's mail to all of the Legionaries, except for one lone letter.
> It is addressed to SideKick Man.
Wait, who sent that
> "Fellow Legionaries. One of our own is missing. His name is
> SideKick Man, and he has been missing since the Cosmic PlotDeVice
> incident." A few astonished looks come from the crowd while listening
> to Sig.File Man. "We need to pull our resources together and find out
> where he is, and to get him out of trouble. What do you all say?"
> From the back of the gathering, a lone voice cries out,
> "Let's Do It!!!!!!!!!" All of the Legionaries go crazy, and prepare
> for the search of Sig.File Man.
I love the energy here. X>
> "I have done it!!", exclaims Sufferyng.
*Lots* of villains.
> As for MT-M, he turned back to his monitors. Somewhere in the back of his
> head, the memory of the last time the LNH held Manga Man captive began sending
> off alarms.
>
> _______________________________________________________________________________
>
>
> ==========
>
> Next Week: Electrocutioner's Song Part TWO!!
>
> ==========
>
> Arthur "Same Classic Channel. But Same Time? Probably not." Spitzer
> After finding active parts inside MoreLuck's
> grave(living robot friend of the Un-Manned G-Men, who died during the
> XtraOrdinary Agenda), Sufferyng has found the TransMode Virus.
Oh, yeah, that's what turned me trans o3o
> "Acton Lord. This is Sufferyng. The virus is ready. Meet me at
> the usual place."
*So* many villains
> Loading his water pistol with the TransMode Solution,
Heeheehee
> Floating above Earth.News, a laboratory, unknown to any government,
> holds one of the most dangerous foes the Legion may ever face. His name
> is Mr. Minister.
SO MANY
> To the normal observer, he seems to be a fictional character named
> Colosuss from some dumb book about mutants, but in a preacher's suit.
heeheehee
> Mr. Minister heads to the room that was made to hold
> clones. When he reaches the room, he sees the problem is obvious to the
> human eye. There are 5 versions of Marvel_Zombie Lad sitting around a
> table. Unfortunately, the skin color for each clone gets somewhat darker.
Hmmmmmmm
> Table
> becomes anxious. His mind goes back to the memory when he saw her
> re-appolstered(spelling?) to death.
I find just putting the misspelled word in and moving on to be delightful.
> Suddenly, the blue light stops,
> standing in front of him, back from the grave, is Chair.
GASP!!
> Somewhere in the net.verse, a figure clad in a blazing red jumpsuit, adorned
> with vicious looking spikes, turns toward Alt.Comics.Lnh. He senses that his
> prey has once again appeared in that greatest of net.worlds.
Not actually a villain!
> REBEL YELL woke with a scream. He guickly hit the comm bottom. "Luri,
> quick, what's your last name?"
> From the speaker, LURKING GIRL's lilting voice answered, "Uh, it's 'Girl',
> Reb, why?"
The implications of it being first name "Lurking" last name "Girl" are just
astounding.
> Frustrated, but knowing that her question would go unanswered, Lurking
> Girl said, "Well, SIG.FILE LAD is leading a search for SIDEKICK LAD. BROWSING
> BOY, TIME WASTER LAD, CALIFORNIA KID, SIDEWINDER, KID ANARCHY, THE FORGETTING
> ONE, SUPER APATHY LAD, ORGANIC LASS, CATALYST LASS,and DOCTOR STOMPER went with
> him."
Whoa, Luri, I'm right here, you don't have to shout
> "Let'see....The Ninja is in HoloDecStation 2 (pridefully stolen from the
> pages of _Undocumented Features_ by those wacky guys at WPI).
Aha! So that's it... god, I remember UF. X3
> He's running
> that program where he kills you and the rest of the LNH, again. I don't know
> why we let him join. He seems really weird!"
> "The Ninja is a bit doofy, but he's a good hero, really. He means well,
> his methods are just different."
> "'A bit doofy?' Hell, Reb, he's the doofiest ninja in the world!
I really want to know how "simulated murder of your teammates" counts as "doofy". X3
> In a dark, forboding cave, somewhere on an endless road near Omaha (where
> the dumb things dwell),
Oh no, it's actually an Omaha Project prequel
> The evil figure says, "Rise, my friend! Together we shall destroy the life
>
> of he whom you were created to destroy!!! I, THE FAN.DOM OF THE ALT.RA AND
> YOU, DAMN YANKEE, SHALL BRING REBEL YELL TO HIS KNEES!!!!
SO. MANY. VILLAINS.
> "Relax, we've got nothing to worry about. What's gonna happen? You think
> we'll find a strike team waiting for us in my room? Hah."
> The pair opened the door to Cliche's room and saw a strike team waiting
> for them.
X3
> "Hey, Dude, welcome back. We've missed you." said Rebel Yell.
> Halls shouted, "It's a trap! I'll cover our escape!"
X3
> Halls responded, "We have come for Cliche Dude's belongings, and there is
> nothing that you can do to stop us!"
> Yell said, "Fine, have it, It's his stuff. We need the space anyway, what
> with all the new members. Anything else?"
> "No, that will be fine."
X3
> "It's nothing! It is certainly not a bug that I was going to sneak into
> your computer ao that we can get alerts without any hassle." answered Halls.
> "You idiot!" mumbled Cliche.
> Rebel Yell said," Y'know, we'll be glad to stick ya'll on our mailing
> list.
Amazing.
> "You show your lack of culture, American slave to the sound bite. True
> graphic literature, such as glorious manga, has no real plot! Just many events
> happening in a chaotic fashion!!"
No comment.
> And with that Plot King throws himself at Manga Man. What follows next is
> a battle filled with such power, such fury, such special effects, that it would
> take Lucas, Spielburg, Zemetkis, and Burton combined just to do the story
> boards....
Heeheehee
> Lurking Lass said, "MZL? Isn't he dead? I mean dead AND in a coma?"
> M-TM replied, "Yes, that's what makes this so troubling."
I mean, fair o3o
> I'll take Lurking Girl, Cliche Dude, COMIC
> SNOB BOY, KID FROTHING-AT-THE-MOUTH, OCCULTISM KID, and OBSCURE TRIVIA LAD."
> "But he's dead!"
> "I know. I'm hoping that since MZL is also dead, maybe OTL can talk some
> sense into him."
X3 X3 X3 Of course!!
> Halls said, "Cliche Dude and I are a team. You can not split us up!"
> The Ninja said, "This is a cross-over. All teams get split up during
> these things, that's the point.
It's true.
> "NEVER FEAR!!! I HAVE SURROUNDED HIM WITH MONITORS SHOWING THE F.H.E.
> VERSIONS OF ROBOTECH!!!! HE WON'T ESCAPE!!!!! NOW, I MUST PONDER WHAT I SHOULD
> DO WITH MY LIFE, NOW THAT I HAVE VANQUISHED MY FOE!!!!! FAREWELL, FOR I AM OFF
> TO THE VOID!!!!!!!"
> And with that, Plot King flew into space, heading to news.groups unknown.
He's a heck of a guy. X>
Drew "glad I got to write him once" Nilium
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