LNH: Leadership Cry.sig: Net.ropolis 2023 #4

[Drew Nilium]

On 4/6/23 6:56 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
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> The mysterious Ninja-Masked Guy turned his head quickly and saw what
> appeared to be a talking severed heart floating in midair that was dripping
> blood onto the sidewalk.  The thing had cartoonish eyes and a very dopey
> looking mouth with buck teeth.

Oh my god. XD

> "Oh, man!  You're such a kidder, UN!  You know who I am!  I'm Throbby!
> Throbby the Talking Severed Heart!  You freed me long ago from the chest of
> a Bad Man -- and because of that now I can roam the globe and have FUN and
> WACKY adventures!  Oh, wait!  I get it!  This for all those new LNH readers
> out there who don't know who I am!  Gotcha!  Hey, there -- NEW LNH
> READERS!!"

Wait, is that--

> "Oh, yeah!  Tons!  I am a member -- although maybe only in the LNH Webcomic
> -- which I don't think it was ever completely settled whether that was in
> continuity!  But deep in my heart I think it's in continuity!"

--omg, that's amazing, I love that. X>

> "Hmm.  The LNH?  That's a good question!  Where is the LNH?  I think
> they're some where in -- umm -- Net.ropolis, I think?  Or maybe Got.ham?
> Got.net City?  Well, they're somewhere along the East Coast -- pretty sure
> about that! 

Something like that. X3

> I mean it's been awhile since I've visited the LNHHQ -- like
> 2008!  Been mostly trotting around the globe having fun and wacky
> adventures.  That sort of thing!  Did hit a snag in like Budapest.  Got
> into like some legal jam mess.  And now I'm kinda an international fugitive
> -- but its okay -- I'm sure it will all work out!

X3

> And I know with first hand experience
> that cab drivers get really grouchy when you don't have any money!
> Especially, if you've been squirting blood all over their back seat!

XD <3 Wonderful.

> "Yeah!  The Subway!  The Subway's probably free!  And they're probably
> totally chill with a little blood squirtage!  Yeah!  Let's do that!  The
> Subway!  We're going to ride the Subway!  This is going to be SO much fun!
> Weee!!"
> 
> And the Ninja-Masked Guy followed the blood spattered trail the floating
> severed talking heart made as it sought out the nearest Subway entrance.

Absolutely delightful.

> Writer's Note:  Okay, that's it for me for awhile.  Let others write some
> issues before I show up again.

:D Can do.

> Throbby the Talking Severed Heart has the power to float and one would
> assume an infinite supply of blood that it can squirt.  And I don't really
> know how it does stuff like open doors and such.  Perhaps it relies on the
> kindness of strangers for that sort of thing.

Drew "this is so good" Nilium