LNH: Leadership Cry.sig: Net.ropolis 2023 #4

[Arthur Spitzer]

                      Leadership Cry.sig: Net.ropolis 2023 #4



"Oh, man!  Is that you?  Ultimate Ninja?!"

The mysterious Ninja-Masked Guy turned his head quickly and saw what 
appeared to be a talking severed heart floating in midair that was dripping 
blood onto the sidewalk.  The thing had cartoonish eyes and a very dopey 
looking mouth with buck teeth.

"I mean I thought at first -- No, that can't be, UN -- he doesn't have a 
trenchcoat and a fedora!  But it is you!  Awesome look, btw!  Hmm, wonder 
if I should also get fedora and trenchcoat too?  Oh, wait.  Don't have arms 
-- so it probably won't work that well!  Darn it!"

As the Ninja-Masked Guy was about to go into Kill Mode, he hesitated.  This 
thing knew who he was -- therefore -- he needed to go into Question Mode.  
Yes.  Question Mode!  "What -- Are YOU?"

"Oh, man!  You're such a kidder, UN!  You know who I am!  I'm Throbby!  
Throbby the Talking Severed Heart!  You freed me long ago from the chest of 
a Bad Man -- and because of that now I can roam the globe and have FUN and 
WACKY adventures!  Oh, wait!  I get it!  This for all those new LNH readers 
out there who don't know who I am!  Gotcha!  Hey, there -- NEW LNH 
READERS!!"

"You know about the LNH?"

"Oh, yeah!  Tons!  I am a member -- although maybe only in the LNH Webcomic 
-- which I don't think it was ever completely settled whether that was in 
continuity!  But deep in my heart I think it's in continuity!"

The Ninja-Masked Guy's steel eyed gaze intensified.  "Tell ME where they 
are!"

"Hmm.  The LNH?  That's a good question!  Where is the LNH?  I think 
they're some where in -- umm -- Net.ropolis, I think?  Or maybe Got.ham?  
Got.net City?  Well, they're somewhere along the East Coast -- pretty sure 
about that!  I mean it's been awhile since I've visited the LNHHQ -- like 
2008!  Been mostly trotting around the globe having fun and wacky 
adventures.  That sort of thing!  Did hit a snag in like Budapest.  Got 
into like some legal jam mess.  And now I'm kinda an international fugitive 
-- but its okay -- I'm sure it will all work out!  Anyways, decided to go 
back to my home town of Net.ropolis -- and that's why I'm here!  Hey, you 
know what we should do?  We should get like a cab!  I bet one of those cab 
drivers knows where the LNH is!  Yeah!  Let's do that!  Got any money?"

"Money?" said the Ninja-Masked Guy with a confused look.

"Yeah.  I don't have any either!  And I know with first hand experience 
that cab drivers get really grouchy when you don't have any money!  
Especially, if you've been squirting blood all over their back seat!  They 
really hate that!  So, guess -- probably shouldn't do the cab idea.  Hmm.  
Oh, wait!  Got it!  The Subway!"

"Subway?"

"Yeah!  The Subway!  The Subway's probably free!  And they're probably 
totally chill with a little blood squirtage!  Yeah!  Let's do that!  The 
Subway!  We're going to ride the Subway!  This is going to be SO much fun!  
Weee!!"

And the Ninja-Masked Guy followed the blood spattered trail the floating 
severed talking heart made as it sought out the nearest Subway entrance.


Credits:

Ninja-Masked Guy is maybe wReam's?
Throbby the Talking Severed Heart is mine and Free For Use.


Writer's Note:  Okay, that's it for me for awhile.  Let others write some 
issues before I show up again.

Throbby the Talking Severed Heart has the power to float and one would 
assume an infinite supply of blood that it can squirt.  And I don't really 
know how it does stuff like open doors and such.  Perhaps it relies on the 
kindness of strangers for that sort of thing.

Arthur "Mode Mode..." Spitzer