LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #236: Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade that will Probably Never Have an Ending Part Two
Drew Nilium
pwerdna at gmail.com
Tue Aug 30 04:09:29 PDT 2022
On 3/13/22 5:07 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
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> Jeanne Morningstar gives us another 'Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That
> Will Probably Never Have an Ending' chapter (#4?) (#1NOW?) Will this be The
> NEW Birth a Villain we've all been waiting for? Or will it somehow be more
> Saviors of the NET or Infinite Leadership Cry.Sig?
All three! \o/
> Usenet is dead, to begin with. That much, everyone can agree on. But there
> are a few corners of it that still cling to fitful life. One of these is
> alt.obituaries, where the dead come to pay respect to the dead.
This is such a good fucking paragraph.
> "Victoria!" shouted Net.Access. Abruptly, she reared up on her hind wheels
> and transformed into a giant robot. She strode over to where Victoria was and
> kicked one of the spambots out of the way, then grabbed the other and threw
> it at the wall.
HELL YEAH
> Victoria was so overwhelmed by how cool this was that she almost got twhacked
> by a Spambot tentacle.
*I can empathize*
> "I'm better now. Just had to figure out what genre I was in."
I can also empathize with that.
> She bent over and kissed her. Victoria felt a rush of warmth and life and
> excitement, like nothing she could remember. Of course, that didn't mean it
> hadn't happened anyway. She abruptly pulled away.
That's being trans and queer and anxious, all right!!
> "Yeah!" said Alice. She laughed. "I can't believe this. My dream is coming
> true. Ever since I was a college freshman taking fourteen credit hours at
> Dave's Thomas Deluxe University, staying up late at night listening to news
> reports about the LNH, I dreamed about being a hero. Then I got mixed up in
> all this cosmic stuff and became the embodiment of crossover-ness or something
> and I was just struggling to stay alive. Now, I can be a real hero. We can
> save the world together."
Another relatable thing. X3
> "What was the point of all that?" said Kid Remender. "I didn't come her to
> see people talking about their relationships."
Anybody remember Rick Remender nowadays? I'm asking honestly, I have no idea
what comics discourse is like anymore. X3
> "The Spambots," said Occultism Lord, "are the most hardy and pervasive element
> of the web ecosystem. They will survive when everything else is gone. They're
> the cockroaches of the internet. If the Spambots themselves are dying off,
> than what does that say about Usenet?"
That's a good friggin point, that's one that's stuck in my mind.
> In the LNHQ rec.room, a man sat alone. His face was covered in demonic-
> looking face paint and a helmet with enormous and unwieldy horns.
There's our boy!
> "Yo, Anti-Christ Lad, I get that a man's gotta monologue sometimes, but chill
> down! Some of us are trying to dig some funky music over here." said a rather
> zaftig young woman with messy natural hair. She wore bell-bottom jeans and a
> white bra that happened to be on fire. She was Burning Bra Lass, the Spirit
> of Feminist Vengeance, who like Anti-Christ Lad was part of the Legion of
> Net.Hippies, brought forward from The Sixties (tm) to the present.
She's great and I'm sad I never really found a place to use her before the Time
Door plot wrapped up. X3
> "OK, that's enough of that," said a voice from the distance. A pale, dark-
> haired woman appeared on stage. She wasn't dressed like a net.hero, but in
> this room full of gaudily dressed superbeings she held herself up like she
> owned the place.
Whoof. *Lots* of feelings here.
> It was a stick of chalk in the shape of Slobbering Grue! with "I'm Chalk!"
> written on the packaging. She glared furiously at it before opening the chalk
> and starting to draw on the blackboard.
I love imagining her randomly angry >:o expression.
> He furiously pressed the buttons on the control panel, and a picture flashed
> on the screen. A picture of the being he had dedicated his life to, an
> obsession that consumed the core of his being. "And then you, Time Crapper,
> shall attain whatever inscrutable goals you seek. And I shall at long last be
> free of the wretched prison in which I have for so long been trapped... THE
> FRIEND ZONE!
>
> He looked up at the picture with a look of swoony devotion. He often spent
> several hours of every day staring at it. "AND LYDIA DEVIN WILL FINALLY
> NOTICE ME!"
I love how absolutely awful he is. It's a good antidote to the "yes but maybe
the genocidal maniac's self-important justifications have a *point*" of the
Infinity War movie.
> The Crossover Queen had gathered the deadliest of her forces together in her
> throne room. Cyborcs, Imperial Spambots, Dire Moa, Gogmagogs, Mer-Yeti, and
> other creatures too numerous and horrible to mention clustered around the
> throne.
I absolutely love the Narnia reference here.
> And at their head stood the figure who would lead the first wave of her
> assault on Looniearth-A. It was a teenage girl dressed in aggressively gothic
> clothing. How she could move with all the belts and chains she wore was a
> mystery to everyone.
IT'S OUR GIRL!!! :D :D :D
> "Oh my god!" said one of them. "You don't know there's a Sidekickz concert?
> They're almost as cool as One Direction!"
>
> "Whatever," said Merissa. "I'm as cool as *two* directions.
This is a line I think about all the time. X3
> "I'm afraid he's right," said Irony Monger. "The only thing left to do is to
> destroy Looniearth-A."
DUN DUN DUNNNN
Drew "gogmagoggoggoggoggoggg" Nilium
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