LNH: Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 3 #3: "Sequels are Always Worse" [5/6]
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Thu Nov 12 17:51:05 PST 2020
On 11/10/20 1:20 PM, Jeanne Morningstar wrote:
> "Whoa!" said Sarcastic Lad, drinking Sister Sexy, Evil and Mad as Hell's
> bondage-y costume with his eyes, but before he could say a single word the
> flames around her gripped hold of him, tied him up and gagged him, and slammed
> him into a wall.
> "You know, valid," said Token Girl, "but I'm still going to have to stop you."
X3 <3 <3 <3
> "I spent my whole life stating the obvious and no one would listen to me. No
> more talk."
That's such a good line.
> "I certainly did!" said Romantic Innuendo, who'd mostly been silently gloating
> this whole time.
> "Hey, no one asked you!" said Mashup Laq.
> Doctor Stomper had considered
> the idea of creating a Biodata Dial that could store powers for them to use
> long-term; studying the techno-daemonic VR chamber might help him figure out how
> to construct that... and it was much easier for Doctor Stomper to think about
> that kind of thing than what to do about wReanna or Cat.
SUCH good characterization!
> "All right," they said. "Cat, I can help you. Here." They touched her on the
> shoulder. "With the combined powers of Hell Catalyst and Catalyst Lass, I am...
> Double Catalyst!" That was clever, but Doctor Stomper knew that as a mashup of
> people with the same powers it wouldn't last long.
*More* accurate use of their powers! :D
> "And... okay, I did kind of have a huge crush on you for a while that
> influenced my big gender feelings." They laughed. "Now that I think about it, I
> know a lot of transfeminine people who realized they were that way because of
> you. The whole catalyzation thing."
Awwwwwww <3 Valid
> Catalyst Lass smiled wanly. She was clearly struggling, after coming to terms
> with the effects of her actions, with the idea she could also effect people
> The Flames of Silver Age Female Character Rage formed into a hand that gripped
> Dr. Stomper by the neck. "What the hell does 'Doctor Stomper' mean, anyway?" she
> "Ah, that's quite simple, you see. It comes from, er..." He was horrified to
> find something he couldn't properly exposit about.
> "I will admit..." He was somewhat hoping the flames would kill him before he had
> to say this. "I have had feelings for you for some time. But primarily, I want
> to find a way for you to be happy."
> "This is an ugly costume," she said. She grabbed ahold
> of the amulet, screaming as the fires coursed through her, ripped it off and
> flung it aside. "John Byrne has some issues with women!" she cried defiantly.
HELL YEAH! :D
Drew "this is extremely good" Nilium
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