LNH: Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #1

[Arthur Spitzer]

On Monday, April 6, 2020 at 9:45:15 PM UTC-7, Scott Eiler wrote:
> On 2020-04-01 21:00, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> 
> (clip)
> 
> > "Oh, right right," nodded the Ultimate Ninja expeditiously dropping Bad Judgment
> > Boy down on the floor.  Both quickly backed away six feet from each other.
> > "Social Distancing Social Distancing.*Ahem*  anyways -- There are a massive
> > amount of people dying of this pandemic across the world.  Net.ropolis is in
> > lockdown with thousands dead!  We have a president who is a complete idiot!  And
> > the LNH can't do anything about this because of the magic spell that
> > Comboverthing has cast tying his fate with his Real Life version!  And this
> > pandemic seems to be also tied to that spell so there is nothing our LNH
> > Brainiacs can do to fix it either!  We're now completely at the mercy of those
> > idiots in the Real World -- and until they get their shit together -- Nothing is
> > going to change!!" The Ultimate Ninja gave a swift glare toward the Fourth Wall.
> > "There is nothing boring about any of this!"
> > 
> > Bad Judgment Boy gave a yawn, "Look this virus -- it's all a Fake News Hoax
> > trying to sabotage Comboverthings reelection chances!  Seriously!  Also I saw on
> > the internet that all you need to protect yourself from it is a simple trick of
> > drinking a bottle of vodka while taking a sauna -- or hmm was that sauna or was
> > that enema?  Hold on a sec."  Bad Judgment Boy took out his smart phone.
> 
> ... That's the best RACC treatment of this stuff that I can think of.  I 
> say this as I work on Superhuman World 2020 Annual, which will not be 
> nearly as fun as this.
> 

Glad you had fun...

Arthur "Thanks!" Spitzer