LNH20: Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #20: "Independent Research"

[Drew Perron]

Suddenly, an ethereal form, like the reflection of a ghost, wavered into being 
in front of Waiting-For-the-LNH-To-Die Guy. "i come with a message!"

WFtLNHTDGuy gasped. "No! It can't be!"

"but it can," said the barely-visible phantom. "it is i, a time traveler from 
the most improbable future of all... 
lnher-from-the-timeline-where-the-lnh-is-still-being-written-when-some-future-evolved-version-of-humanity-escapes-to-another-universe 
lass!"

"No!" shouted Waiting-For-the-LNH-To-Die Guy, batting at her insubstantial form 
with a rolled-up newspaper. "You're impossible, I say! Impossible!"

"no! i am just really incredibly amazingly astonishingly flabbergastingly 
unlikely!" The specter pointed a hazy finger at WFtLNHTDGuy. "tonight you will 
be visited by three incredibly unlikely spirits, who will teach you the true 
meaning of the lnh!"

"What!? No!" Waiting-For-the-LNH-To-Die Guy sputtered and stomped his fist. 
"These are exactly the tropes that make me hate the LNH! Spirit? Spirit, you get 
back here this instant!!"

Drew 
"LNHer-From-The-Timeline-Where-The-LNH-Is-Still-Being-Written-When-Some-Future-Evolved-Version-Of-Humanity-Escapes-To-Another-Universe 
Lass is Free For Use" Perron