LNH20: Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #20: "Independent Research"
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Wed Jan 2 00:27:21 PST 2019
On 12/31/2018 6:00 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> "Curses!" said a figure that was parked outside of the LNHHQ on a lawn
> chair with a margarita tightly in his hand. "I was so, so sure that 2018
> would finally be the year that broke Drew Perron. But no, still writing
> these damn stories. Still keeping the LNH's damn torch alive.
Awwwww ^#^ FUCK YES I AM!!
> He gave a sigh. "But I can wait. For I've waited since the first LNH
> post was ever posted back in 1992. I have been waiting on the lawn of
> every single possible LNH Looniverse slowly sipping away at this very old
> margarita. Waiting for the last -- very last story! And I can keep
> waiting. For I am," giving a little dramatic pause before speaking,
> "Waiting-For-the-LNH-To-Die Guy!!!!
GASP! My darkest enemy!! >:o
> "Maybe it won't die in 2019. Maybe not even in 2020. Or 2021. But.
> Given enough time -- these writers will eventually get too old to write
> these damn stories. Too tired. And after that final LNH story is posted
> -- I'll be there ready to gloat. Of course you won't be able to read of
> my gloating because there won't be any LNH stories that I'll be able to
> appear in -- so you'll just have to imagine it.
GASP. >:o That's an entirely reasonable prediction!!! How dare you!
> Waiting-For-the-LNH-To-Die Guy's phone start buzzing. "Hmm. Who could
> that be? Oh, it's the Waiting-For-the-Superguy-Altiverse-To-Die Guy.
> Hey, WFtSAtD Guy! Wuzz up? Enjoying retirement?"
> <<No!! That Eric Burns bastard wrote a bunch of Superguy stuff in 2018!
> I'm still waiting for it to die!! God, it was so close!! Damn him!!>>
Oh, man! X3 Wonderful!
> "Well, that sucks. Yeah, I'm still doing this too. But eventually all
> this waiting will pay off. They will end. I mean the worst possible
> scenario would be having to wait for the Heat Death of Universe. No way
> they can possibly survive that."
> <<Yeah, whatever.>>
...well that just gives me an idea :D
> Arthur "Well. There's my LNH story for 2018.." Spitzer
Fuck yes! :D Good job getting one in! And thank you for being inspired! :D
Drew "I'm back from vacation and ready to roll" Perron
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