LNH: Worst LNH Series -- EVER! #1 -- The Beginning!

[Drew Perron]

On 5/6/2017 4:33 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>           Worst LNH Series -- EVER! #1
>
>                   The Beginning!
>
> Looks like you just made a mistake.

:o :o :o holy shit!

> For I am not here to entertain you.  I am not here to
> dazzle your brain with inspired concepts that transcend the
> mundaneness of being.   There will be no amusement here.
> None!  For behold I am...
>
> DOCTOR REFUSE2AMUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Mwuhhhhhahahhahahahahahhah!!!!!!!
> Mwuhahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahha!!!!!!!!!!
> Mwuhhahhahahahah...

Ahhhhhh. Arthur's silly writing style is like a balm. ~-~ Mmmmm, I sure am 
enjoying this! :3 *literally teases the story!?*

> "Hey, what's going on here?" said a stranger sauntering
> into the room.  Dr. Refuse2Amuse halted his mad cackling
> and turned his head.  "Oh, wait.  This is like one of those
> LNH Series.  Awesome,"  Dr. Refuse2Amuse scowled.  It was
> his roommate Rick.

Oh my goodness. XD

> "NO!  Don't do that," screamed a very agitated Dr.
> Refuse2Amuse,  "Don't do anything amusing.  Don't!!  I
> swear if you do one single thing to bring the reader any
> type of joy I will be destroy you!  I will splatter your
> brains all over this studio apartment.  I am not kidding!"
> Dr. Refuse2Amuse aimed his crackling wrist bands right at
> Rick.
>
> "Man, you're a bit of a grouch today."  Rick took another
> slug from his bottle.
>
> "Do not test me, Rick.  Do not test me!"

Adorable!

> Writer's Notes:  Well, it was either this or a Namer Boy
> ongoing series...

I mean, I could get into that too. :3

Drew "feeling frisky" Perron