LNH: Worst LNH Series -- EVER! #1 -- The Beginning!
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Sat May 6 13:33:59 PDT 2017
Worst LNH Series -- EVER! #1
Looks like you just made a mistake. You were just clicking
away on all those amusing other tales on
rec.arts.comics.creative without a lazy daisy care in the
world. And then you accidentally clicked on this one. You
were probably expecting another rib tickling yarn. Another
exciting, thrilling mind bending epic that would take you
away from your dreary little existence. But sadly --
that's not going to be the case this time. Oh, no, it
No, this is going to be painful. This is going to be
unpleasant. You will never be able to wash away the boring
and uninspired prose that you gaze upon now. No, it's too
late. Much too late!
For I am not here to entertain you. I am not here to
dazzle your brain with inspired concepts that transcend the
mundaneness of being. There will be no amusement here.
None! For behold I am...
"Hey, what's going on here?" said a stranger sauntering
into the room. Dr. Refuse2Amuse halted his mad cackling
and turned his head. "Oh, wait. This is like one of those
LNH Series. Awesome," Dr. Refuse2Amuse scowled. It was
his roommate Rick.
"Oh, should I be doing something hilarious here?" Rick said
downing a bottle of Mr. Paprika (Now that's man's injoke
that has no choice but to appear in this issue!). "I could
like belch the theme to the Love Boat, or maybe..."
"NO! Don't do that," screamed a very agitated Dr.
Refuse2Amuse, "Don't do anything amusing. Don't!! I
swear if you do one single thing to bring the reader any
type of joy I will be destroy you! I will splatter your
brains all over this studio apartment. I am not kidding!"
Dr. Refuse2Amuse aimed his crackling wrist bands right at
"Man, you're a bit of a grouch today." Rick took another
slug from his bottle.
"Do not test me, Rick. Do not test me!"
Credits: Dr. Refuse2Amuse and Rick are mine.
Writer's Notes: Well, it was either this or a Namer Boy
Arthur "Think I made the right choice..." Spitzer
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