MISC/RACCies: Raccies 2017: Bidding Adieu

[Scott Eiler]

On 2017-07-22 12:14, George Phillies wrote:
> "That was a truly fine ceremony," Cosmic Cataclysm Lass said.  "It had
> all the right ingredients."
> 
> "Indeed it did," Natural Law Revision Lad said.  "But now it is time to
> return home."
> 
> "Does that mean that you are leaving?" their guest asked.
> 
> "Alas, we must depart." Natural Law Revision Lad stared sadly at the
> now-empty stage. "I will take us both there."
> 
> "No, you won't.   I will." Cosmic Cataclysm Lass put her hands firmly on
> her hips.  "The last time you took us to another universe, we ended up
> in one of those derivative-of-Boris-Vallejo universes, and not even the
> authentic one."
> 
> "Good point," her brother answered.
> 
> "Is something wrong with those places?" their temporary companion asked.
> "Boris Vallejo is a brilliant artist."
> 
> "The guys, except the ones with four hundred pounds of muscle, " Natural
> Law Revision Lad explained, "all wear beautiful ruffled shirts,
> polychrome vests, long dress coats with extended tails, ankle-length
> capes with huge high collars, long loose trousers, and boots.  The women
> wear...well, about one of my sister's smaller bikinis....And they are
> all comfortable."
> 
> "Being comfortable is a problem?" the temporary companion asked.
> 
> "What temperature is it?  They guys are dressed for the low 60s, and the
> gals are dressed for the mid-80s."  Natural Law Revision Lad sounded
> distraught. "Those universes have a solution.  It's two temperatures at
> the same time.  Low 60s for the guys.  High 80s for the gals.  It gives
> my powers a headache, just to think about. I let my sister do the
> walking for us."

Their temporary companion Rainshade shrugged.  "Maybe it's, women are 
more powerful and thermodynamic than men there...  But anyway, Ta."


> "So, good bye."  and with that the Dudnamic Duo vanished into a flash of
> blinding -- but only for a moment -- darkness.

Ultimate Darkness blinked.  Then it farted in the direction of The Girl 
Who Saved the Universe, and then went back to sleep.

...

Thank you Tom Russell, for donating Rainshade to the RACCies this year. 
She's running away with it.

-- 
(signed) Scott Eiler  8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------

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or not... *you* are held responsible. - Barack Obama

I know. - Archie Andrews

- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.