LNH: Another LNH Title? Really? #5

[Scott Eiler]

On 2016-04-21 22:51, Saxon Brenton wrote:
> Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>  > Puts-Paperclips-on-the-Ultimate-Nina's-Desk Lad is Free for Use
>  > (Not that I can imagine anyone (including Saxon Brenton) ever
>  > wanting to actually use this character.
>
> Oh pfft.  Now you're just trolling.  Obviously Puts-Paperclips-on-
> the-Ultimate-Nina's-Desk Lad would have the power to know exactly
> where Ultimate Nija's desk is (kind of like Particle Man's ability
> to Know The World's Address).  Which would be fine up until some
> supervillain simultaneously shoved by PPOtUNDLad and Ultiumate
> Ninja's desk off-dimension, and PPOtUNDALad followed the direction
> of the desk in the false assumption that it would lead him home,
> and instead ended up taking him further out into the Multooniverse.
> At which point shenanigans happen.


Meanwhile, somewhere out there...

A woman in a black dress radiated power and yelled, "Where're My 
Paperclips??"

Her secretary rushed in.  "We don't know! The paperclip company says, 
their delivery guy got lost!"

"Well, tell them to get him *unlost!*  Ultimate *Nina* doesn't go 
without paperclips!!"

The secretary posed like a warrior.  "So shall it be done!  Or *my* name 
isn't Ultimate *Nija!*"

Ultimate Nina smirked, as Ultimate Nija back-flipped out of the room. 
"No one @#$%^&s with the Legion of N.Ultimates!"



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- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.