LNH: Another LNH Title? Really? #5

Scott Eiler seiler at eilertech.com
Fri Apr 22 18:21:42 PDT 2016

On 2016-04-21 22:51, Saxon Brenton wrote:
> Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>  > Puts-Paperclips-on-the-Ultimate-Nina's-Desk Lad is Free for Use
>  > (Not that I can imagine anyone (including Saxon Brenton) ever
>  > wanting to actually use this character.
> Oh pfft.  Now you're just trolling.  Obviously Puts-Paperclips-on-
> the-Ultimate-Nina's-Desk Lad would have the power to know exactly
> where Ultimate Nija's desk is (kind of like Particle Man's ability
> to Know The World's Address).  Which would be fine up until some
> supervillain simultaneously shoved by PPOtUNDLad and Ultiumate
> Ninja's desk off-dimension, and PPOtUNDALad followed the direction
> of the desk in the false assumption that it would lead him home,
> and instead ended up taking him further out into the Multooniverse.
> At which point shenanigans happen.

Meanwhile, somewhere out there...

A woman in a black dress radiated power and yelled, "Where're My 

Her secretary rushed in.  "We don't know! The paperclip company says, 
their delivery guy got lost!"

"Well, tell them to get him *unlost!*  Ultimate *Nina* doesn't go 
without paperclips!!"

The secretary posed like a warrior.  "So shall it be done!  Or *my* name 
isn't Ultimate *Nija!*"

Ultimate Nina smirked, as Ultimate Nija back-flipped out of the room. 
"No one @#$%^&s with the Legion of N.Ultimates!"

(signed) Scott Eiler  8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------

When you *are* the leader... whatever goes wrong... whether you did it
or not... *you* are held responsible. - Barack Obama

I know. - Archie Andrews

- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.

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