REPOST: RAC Challenge! #7

[Andrew Perron]

On 9/17/2015 10:16 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Chapter by Augie De Blieck Jr.  who I believe went
> on to be a blogger for CBR..

Oh rad!

>     He was covering the 10th Annual Sausalito Supremes Invitational
>     Tournament when it happened. He was sitting in the press box when he
>     felt dizzy and excused himself to go to the bathroom. He forgot one of
>     the most important laws of the universe, though: Be careful of the
>     door you walk through, it could be a dimensional portal. Sure enough,
>     it was.
>
>     (The other law he forgot was to always bring a towel. But that was a
>     lesson he'd learn another day.)

Heeheehee. <3 This is a string of good bits.

>     What the Collective seated in front of him failed to tell Dirk was how
>     they were afraid of losing their funding after that whole Pen-Ultimate
>     Man fiasco. They were ready to put the cape and cowl on just about
>     anyone. After all, who could do worse than the Pen-Ultimate Man?

...who's even funding them?

>     "Enough! It will give you the powers you need to save Dixon City from
>     the Ultimate Menace."
>
>     "Ultimate Menace?" Dirk was starting to get a headache.
>
>     "Yes, but you needn't know about that yet. It is for another time.

This seems like a *bad* decision.

>     Dirk--Paragon, The Ultimate Man--smiled and shook his head. In a flash
>     of light, he found himself back in the press box in Sausalito. The
>     blonde sitting next to him caught his eye again. And, with the power
>     of the Ultimate Marble, he knew he was the Ultimate Lover, as well.
>
>     That night, Tina and Tito were conceived.

uM.

>     Paragon realized then that he hadn't been thinking, but actually
>     talking aloud. He hated it when he did that.

*snerk*

>     But now the emotions got the better of him and he gave his
>     kids--the Ultimate Twins--the Ultimate Hug, tears streaming down his
>     face.

D'awwww.

>     "Oh, man, so many questions." The Ultimate Man's Ultimate Eyes rolled
>     back into his Ultimate Head. "OK, I know which one to answer first--"
>
>       _________________________________________________________________
>
>       * Next issue: Chapter 8: If This is Tuesday, It Must be Belgium by
>         Kirk Ambrose

D'oh! A bit of a cop-out, but a good-natured one.

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, leaves things open.