REPOST: RAC Challenge! #14
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Sun Nov 22 15:58:15 PST 2015
On 11/3/2015 9:15 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Chapter 14: Sing a Song of Six Packs
Man, I forgot how *long* this series went.
> While seemingly half asleep, Dirk Darrenger, formerly known as
> Paragon, the Ultimate Man, was actually in sheer ecstasy. This simple
> act of brushing his teeth without having some super powered villain
> crash through the wall to stop him was sublime.
> When finished, he shuffled over to the loo and did something else he
> was never able to do without being interrupted.
> Standing on the other side was a large, muscle-bound man in black
> spandex and an iron helm that resembled a skull. A big silver skull
> was emblazoned on his chest.
> "Paragon, the Ultimate Man, I am Enthropy. I destroy worlds in my
> wake. I shall destroy you and your puny planet!!!"
> "Sorry," Dirk said tiredly, "I'm retired."
> "Oh." The severe look dropped from Enthropy's face. "I guess I'll just
> head back home then. Good bye!" He disappeared in a poof.
Pffffft. XD Perfect.
> Mary Lu Retina ran and ran and ran. She ignored all the shouts of
> "Run, Forrest, ruuuuuun!" coming from people she passed.
DAMN YOU 1995
> "You've never hear of me, and there's a reason."
> "You're a nothing nobody?"
> "No," he said patiently, "I'm an abandoned character, and I'm looking
> for revenge."
GASP. :D Metafictions!!
> "That's enough out of you," the man in the white robes growled. "One
> more word and I'll have an Omega limited series written about you. And
> you knows what happens to them."
XD XD XD
> Bob began pacing back and forth. "You see, Dirk, we of People
> Respecting In-Continuity Karacters, or PRICK, have been watching you
> and yours tearing through the very fabric of reality just to continue
> a storyline. It disturbs us deeply.
> "A few PRICKs and I have decided that this must stop.
> "We're giving you a chance to live, Dirk. Welcome to Providence, Rhode
> Island. See that moody looking young man walking down the street? He
> is Matthew Rossi III. Kill him, Dirk, and you'll be free of anything
> weird ever happening in your life again and reality will be kept
:D :D :D The terrible ridiculous metafictions and the silliness, I love it so much
> * Next issue: Chapter 15: "Don't Be A PRICK" by Matt Rossi
Drew "still trying to remix this into something that feels right" Perron
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