DIVA: Jetbird and the Kid #0

[Andrew Perron]

On 1/8/2015 10:52 AM, deucexm wrote:
> This one deserves a little explanation, I think.  After seeing some names pop up
> around me due to people crafting in FFXIV, I had a lively little discussion with
> Mr. Perron regarding some one-off 'superhero' character ideas that could result
> from a little modification.

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> Jetbird Leone and the Black Mamba Kid: A DiVerse Alpha Chronicle

Weird Westerns <3

>     They say that the desert frontier wasn't always a desert; that once, long ago,
> it was full of plants and water and all kinds of beautiful, flourishing life.  They
> say something happened, but ain't a soul around now that knows what, I reckon.  All
> we know is that now it's all sand and dust and rock - and metals and chemicals and
> strange, twisted beasts.

Postapocalyptic fantasy Westerns <3 <3 <3

>     They say that Cortland J. Leone used to be a normal kid - well, as normal as a
> Leone family kid can be, anyway.  But then one day he fell asleep too close to the
> Blackstone Pillar, and woke up with his head full of clouds, not knowing some
> things a body ought to know - and knowing some things a body ought not to.

ELDRITCH SECRETS LEAKING INTO ONE <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>     They say that when the Brightstar Home for Orphans burned down, it wasn't a
> normal flame; it was a blaze every color of the rainbow, the same kind of
> conflagration you'd see in the wildest and darkest parts of the frontier, and it
> lit up the desert for miles around.  And not a single orphan died that day, and
> /they/ say it's all because of the Kid that they're alive.  The Black Mamba Kid.

CHEMISTRY POWERS <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>     And they say that sometimes, if you do everything just as you're told and don't
> make a single mistake, that snake oil that Jetbird Leone and the Black Mamba Kid
> sold you?
>
>     It really /will/ do miracles...

SO AWESOME AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, so peachy