LNHY: The Death of Trophy Wife #5
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Sun Nov 30 10:21:16 PST 2014
On 11/29/2014 4:32 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> The Death of Trophy Wife #5
>Pointless Interviews Man: Well, to get started let's talk about the tragic
> death of the beloved super heroine Trophy Wife. How has her death affected
>Dr. Cool J Dog: Hmm. Good question.
OF COURSE it's another Dr. Cool J Dog interview. Oh lordy. XD
>Dr. CJD: Was I? Hmm. (thinking -- thinking hard) Oh, yeah! Guess I
> was. Forgot all about that marriage. That was like -- umm 2007? Yeah,
> 2007. I think it was a week before I was killed by that group of Killer
> Ninja Gorillas. Hmm. Say wait a sec! Weren't you also killed by those
> SAME Killer Ninja Gorillas?
> PIM: Oh, yeah! I was! They brought me back to life -- I guess.
...amazing. XD XD XD
>Dr. CJD: That' makes no sense. Why would they bring you back to life of
> all people! I mean I at least have a huge fan base so it makes sense
> bringing me back to life. But you? No offense, but who cares if Pointless
> Interviews Man is alive or dead?
It's the LNH! Any character has a shot if they're funny enough.
>PIM: Uh huh. Yeah. You recently did some work for the webcomic Ripping
> Off King Arthur adapting that first story you ever appeared in -- A Suicide
> in Destiny City -- how was it like working in the webcomic medium?
Astounding. XD XD XD XD XD
>Hipster H Hippo: (shakes his head) It's already been done. It's all
> across the internet. Right now every man, woman, and child is looking at
> your dorky high school photos of you in your dorky sweater vest and dorky
> glasses. They're looking at your president of the chess club, math club,
> and accordion music club photos. They're all looking. And they cannot
> look away. And they will never be able to get that image out of their
> minds. Never! It is over, Dr. Cool J Dog. It's all over. The Dr. Cool J
> Dog Age is over. It is now the time of the -- Hipster H Hippo AGE!!!!!!
There are truly not enough emoticons.
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, this whole cascade is ludicrous
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