LNHY: The Death of Trophy Wife #5

Andrew Perron pwerdna at gmail.com
Sun Nov 30 10:21:16 PST 2014

On 11/29/2014 4:32 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> The Death of Trophy Wife #5
>Pointless Interviews Man:  Well, to get started let's talk about the tragic
 > death of the beloved super heroine Trophy Wife.  How has her death affected
 > you?
>Dr. Cool J Dog:  Hmm. Good question.

OF COURSE it's another Dr. Cool J Dog interview. Oh lordy. XD

>Dr. CJD:  Was I?  Hmm.  (thinking -- thinking hard)  Oh, yeah!  Guess I
 > was.  Forgot all about that marriage.  That was like -- umm 2007?  Yeah,
 > 2007.  I think it was a week before I was killed by that group of Killer
 > Ninja Gorillas.  Hmm.  Say wait a sec!  Weren't you also killed by those
 > SAME Killer Ninja Gorillas?
> PIM:  Oh, yeah!  I was!  They brought me back to life -- I guess.

...amazing. XD XD XD

>Dr. CJD:  That' makes no sense.  Why would they bring you back to life of
 > all people!  I mean I at least have a huge fan base so it makes sense
 > bringing me back to life.  But you?  No offense, but who cares if Pointless
 > Interviews Man is alive or dead?

It's the LNH! Any character has a shot if they're funny enough.

>PIM:  Uh huh.  Yeah.   You recently did some work for the webcomic Ripping
 > Off King Arthur adapting that first story you ever appeared in -- A Suicide
 > in Destiny City -- how was it like working in the webcomic medium?

Astounding. XD XD XD XD XD

>Hipster H Hippo:   (shakes his head)  It's already been done.  It's all
 > across the internet.  Right now every man, woman, and child is looking at
 > your dorky high school photos of you in your dorky sweater vest and dorky
 > glasses.  They're looking at your president of the chess club, math club,
 > and accordion music club photos.  They're all looking.  And they cannot
 > look away.  And they will never be able to get that image out of their
 > minds.  Never!  It is over, Dr. Cool J Dog.  It's all over.  The Dr. Cool J
 > Dog Age is over.  It is now the time of the -- Hipster H Hippo AGE!!!!!!

There are truly not enough emoticons.

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, this whole cascade is ludicrous

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