LNHY: Death of Trophy Wife #3

Andrew Perron pwerdna at gmail.com
Sun Nov 16 13:15:49 PST 2014

On 11/16/2014 2:44 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Death of Trophy Wife #3


> But she put some kind of a
> spell on him.And the next thing he knew they were engaged.And then they were
> married.And then she was dead.And everything -- all the money and power he had
> -- didn't seem to matter anymore.

Yes, the angst, the aaaaaaangst

> He just couldn't go on with this life anymore.He made a new will today.He was
> leaving everything to Exclamation!Missy!Why he was doing that he wasn't quite
> exactly sure -- but it seemed like the right thing to do.

Dun dun dunnnnn

> He looked in the corner.And in the corner was death.It was a machine designed
> to give its occupant the most pleasant, fun death possible.He clicked the
> machine open and stepped inside.

Futurama comes true!

> <:It is done, Master.:> said the New LNH Member Detector clicking off the
> cellphone it was floating above.<:He is dead.And you are the newest member of
> the LNH.:>
> "Oh goody!" said Exclamation!Missy!


> And sock crawled out of her skull.A wondersock.The First
> Wondersock."Man.Getting stuffy in there!
> "Well.Here's to the All Consuming Darkness that's coming.And here's to me.The
> future king of heaven, hell, and everything else!!  I'm back, baby!!!!"
> The New LNH Member Detector made a gulping sound.


Man, this fits so well with the ideas I had been having. <3 All of the retcons!

> Writer's Notes:
> I really don't have any plans for any of the stuff in this issue.And it might
> be the last LNHY story I ever write.So do with the Wondersock and
> Exclamation!Missy! what you will.

Mwahaha. <3

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, knock the universe into shape!

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