LNHY: The Way-Cool Adventures of Dr. Cool J Dog! #2 -- ' The Bones of Dr. Cool J Dog'

[Arthur Spitzer]

On 2/9/13 12:26 AM, Andrew Perron wrote:
> On Wed, 6 Feb 2013 23:46:53 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>
>> Previously:  Dr. Cool J Dog made it his mission in life to show people
>> how much cooler they could be if they read and wrote LNHY stories saving
>> many souls from incredibly lame lives.  Sadly during a plane ride to the
>> 2007 Raccies -- he was attacked and killed by -- Killer Ninja Gorillas!
>
> If only I'd been there! ;.; *cool angst!*
>
>> The Dr. Cool J Dog Memorial Cemetery --
>> Midnight --
>
> Wow. So having your own cemetery is cool?

I would.

>
>> "Yeah," said Billy pointing his flashlight at the tombstone.  A
>> tombstone made out of a gigantic diamond.
>
> Well that's fair.

Tombstone size.

>
>> "Chickening out?" said Billy with a laugh.  "We got to do this.  We got
>> to dig Dr. Cool J Dog's bones out of there.  We got to!  Then grind them
>> up.  Grind them into a fine white powder.  Grind them!  And then..."  An
>> insane grin lit up Billy's face.  "And then snort it!  Snort it!  Snort
>> it all!!! Yeah!!!  It's going to be the Sweetest High!  The Ultimate
>> High!!  I got it off the internet!  And when we do it," said Billy
>> looking straight into Sally's eyes, "We're going to be as cool as Dr.
>> Cool J Dog ever was.  We're going to be the coolest kids in the --
>> Looniverse!"
>
> You know, that makes an odd sort of thematic sense.
>
>> After an hour or so they had reached the coffin.  The solid platinum
>> coffin.  Billy wiped some sweat off of his brow and then wiped off some
>> dirt off the casket's top with his hand.
>
> Was it golden dirt with calchedony pebbles?

Probably.


>
>> I had no plans to ever bring Dr. Cool J Dog back to life, but then this
>> idea popped into my head -- and I knew I had no choice but to do it.  So
>> there it is.  :)
>
> Excellent. Now I can finally finish the 47-part Dr. Cool J Dog Saga.


I won't stop you.

Arthur "Still too cool for a nickname..." Spitzer