LNHY: The Way-Cool Adventures of Dr. Cool J Dog! #2 -- ' The Bones of Dr. Cool J Dog'
arspitzer at earthlink.net
Sat Feb 9 12:49:46 PST 2013
On 2/9/13 12:26 AM, Andrew Perron wrote:
> On Wed, 6 Feb 2013 23:46:53 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>> Previously: Dr. Cool J Dog made it his mission in life to show people
>> how much cooler they could be if they read and wrote LNHY stories saving
>> many souls from incredibly lame lives. Sadly during a plane ride to the
>> 2007 Raccies -- he was attacked and killed by -- Killer Ninja Gorillas!
> If only I'd been there! ;.; *cool angst!*
>> The Dr. Cool J Dog Memorial Cemetery --
>> Midnight --
> Wow. So having your own cemetery is cool?
>> "Yeah," said Billy pointing his flashlight at the tombstone. A
>> tombstone made out of a gigantic diamond.
> Well that's fair.
>> "Chickening out?" said Billy with a laugh. "We got to do this. We got
>> to dig Dr. Cool J Dog's bones out of there. We got to! Then grind them
>> up. Grind them into a fine white powder. Grind them! And then..." An
>> insane grin lit up Billy's face. "And then snort it! Snort it! Snort
>> it all!!! Yeah!!! It's going to be the Sweetest High! The Ultimate
>> High!! I got it off the internet! And when we do it," said Billy
>> looking straight into Sally's eyes, "We're going to be as cool as Dr.
>> Cool J Dog ever was. We're going to be the coolest kids in the --
> You know, that makes an odd sort of thematic sense.
>> After an hour or so they had reached the coffin. The solid platinum
>> coffin. Billy wiped some sweat off of his brow and then wiped off some
>> dirt off the casket's top with his hand.
> Was it golden dirt with calchedony pebbles?
>> I had no plans to ever bring Dr. Cool J Dog back to life, but then this
>> idea popped into my head -- and I knew I had no choice but to do it. So
>> there it is. :)
> Excellent. Now I can finally finish the 47-part Dr. Cool J Dog Saga.
I won't stop you.
Arthur "Still too cool for a nickname..." Spitzer
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