LNH20: The Cat Lady #3

[Adrian J. McClure]

These are absolutely adorable. It does seem that people here have been
writing a lot lately about cats. I recently read a long article about
Toxoplasma Gondii, a parasitic organism that reproduces in cats and
can infect humans through cat poop, which is why pregnant women are
supposed to stay away from it. Supposedly it doesn't affect adult
humans, but there's been some weirdly detailed research (http://
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/8873/)
suggesting it causes minor personality changes and in some cases even
schizophrenia. It's also been suggested as a real-world explanation
for cat hoarding. I suspect a lot of us have cats. The research states
that indoor cats pose no threat, and outdoor cats only shed it during
the beginning of thier hunting season, but how do we know that's true?
What if the LNH is actually a plot by cat-infesting parasites to take
over the world? Also, are the parasites controlling the cats or are
the cats controlling the parasites or are they both being controlled
by Reptoids?