LNH: Kid Recap Explains Beige Midnight!

[Arthur Spitzer]

On 3/6/12 12:35 AM, Andrew Perron wrote:
> On Sat, 3 Mar 2012 22:43:22 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>
>> Can't-Understand-Beige-Midnight Man had a gigantic cannon sized gun
>> pointed at Kid Recap's head.  "This is it, Kid Recap.  This is where I
>> destroy you.  But before I do that -- I want you to do one thing.  Just
>> one thing.  Explain it to me!  Explain Beige Midnight!!!!!!!!!"
>
> DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
>
>> "Okay.  Let's see here.  First we have to talk
>> about Infinite Leadership Cry.Sig."
>>
>> "Do we have to?"
>>
>> "Yes.  We have to.
>
> It's true!  IT IS VITAL, NYAN.
>
>> "So now we get to Beige Countdown -- the year or so between Infinite
>> Leadership Cry.Sig and Beige Midnight.
>
> Huh, that was a whole year?  Works for me.

Not quite a year... BC started about May 2007 and ended probably in 
March 2008.

>
>> The ninja didn't realize
>> that Irony Man was in league with a supervillain group called the
>> HexFire Club that was being run by President Hex Luthor and that the
>> club was manipulating the LNH Leadership Election.  Anyways, the
>> Election was held and the Ultimate Ninja won it.
>
> Hm, you didn't mention what election was happening or why.

Well, I said LNH Leadership Election... and I don't think the why is 
important enough for a short recap...

>
>> The LNH and Legion of
>> Net.Villains crash the party though.
>
> Probably should've explained the backstory of Mynabird and the LNV, too.

Yeah, probably.  Probably also should have something about Ripping 
Dancer in there.

>
>> "I -- uh..." Can't-Understand-Beige-Midnight Man started to say
>> something -- but before he could ask his question his brain exploded.
>>
>> "Gets them every time," said Kid Recap winking at the reader.
>
> Dadada-tadada! *bing!*
>
> Anyway, good summary other than the minor points mentioned above!
>
> Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, wonk wonka waaaaa

Arthur "Death to Explaining Beige Midnight!" Spitzer