LNH: Kid Recap Explains Beige Midnight!

[Andrew Perron]

On Sat, 3 Mar 2012 22:43:22 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:

> Can't-Understand-Beige-Midnight Man had a gigantic cannon sized gun 
> pointed at Kid Recap's head.  "This is it, Kid Recap.  This is where I 
> destroy you.  But before I do that -- I want you to do one thing.  Just 
> one thing.  Explain it to me!  Explain Beige Midnight!!!!!!!!!"

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

> "Okay.  Let's see here.  First we have to talk 
> about Infinite Leadership Cry.Sig."
> 
> "Do we have to?"
> 
> "Yes.  We have to.

It's true!  IT IS VITAL, NYAN.

> "So now we get to Beige Countdown -- the year or so between Infinite 
> Leadership Cry.Sig and Beige Midnight.

Huh, that was a whole year?  Works for me.

> The ninja didn't realize 
> that Irony Man was in league with a supervillain group called the 
> HexFire Club that was being run by President Hex Luthor and that the 
> club was manipulating the LNH Leadership Election.  Anyways, the 
> Election was held and the Ultimate Ninja won it.

Hm, you didn't mention what election was happening or why.

> The LNH and Legion of 
> Net.Villains crash the party though.

Probably should've explained the backstory of Mynabird and the LNV, too.

> "I -- uh..." Can't-Understand-Beige-Midnight Man started to say 
> something -- but before he could ask his question his brain exploded.
> 
> "Gets them every time," said Kid Recap winking at the reader.

Dadada-tadada! *bing!*

Anyway, good summary other than the minor points mentioned above!

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, wonk wonka waaaaa