REPOST/LNH: The Mid.Net Star's 20th Anniversary Special!
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Tue Mar 6 00:11:22 PST 2012
On Fri, 2 Mar 2012 19:16:52 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Most of this was written when I was still in high school -- so naturally
> it is way better than any of the stuff I currently write. :)
Interesting! Let's see how it goes. <3
> That risk was on Bobo the manic
> depressive-necrophiliac-nazi-jewish-muslim-fundamentalist satanic
> christian-lesbian-environmentalist Pat Sajak worshipping republican
> vegetarian chimpanzee whose goal was to make humanity cringe at his feet.
I don't think I like the New 52 version of Gorilla Grodd.
> In fact it was Bobo's (or Lord of All Gods as he likes to be called)
> idea to create this long commercialized needless special to celebrate
> our fifth anniversary. He even came up with the idea of changing the
> name from 'The Mid.Net Star's 5th Anniversary Special' to 'The Mid.Net
> Star's 20th Anniversary Special' to ensure a larger audience.
Ah, I see. XD
> "But just as I was about to turn this squish.. err I mean Miss Fenny
> into toe jam I see her doing some poking with a rod and a piece of
> fabric and I'm curious you see so I ask her what she's doing. Well
> she's shocked at first you know screaming and stuff.. but after awhile
> we're eating.. what she calls.. biscuits.. sipping tea she's telling me
> about her son who ran off with a tattoo artist to San Francisco.. I'm
> telling her about how I led an assault team to a planet and completely
> annihilated a bunch of kiwi like people.. She's teaching me crocheting..
> I'm teaching her how to get the blood and flesh off metal with out
> ruining the paint job.. And let me tell you .. I'm having the time of my
> life! I mean this crocheting is great! I finally feel at peace with
I support bringing back this character!
> "Well afterwards we both had a laugh, and talked about how these damn
> nature boys are destroying our great economy. And you know what? It
> turns out that Lil Ollie's, that's what we call him you know after the
> soon to be greatest next senator of this US of A, entire civilization
> used to live in my family's cereal box before it was wiped out by some
> type of radiation which bestowed him with his incredible powers. And
> well this is now obviously an attempt by those damn liberals in trying
> to label our great American nuclear program as possibly being dangerous
> by killing an entire civilization of Limbaugh listeners. I just thank
> God that Ollie talked to me before he became seduced by those Commie
Interesting. I must wonder how much of this is canon!
> It is mine an
> Ollie's opinion that if you were to take off Hector Lopez's mask that
> you would find none other than AL GORE!"
GASP! ...wait, we all love Al Gore now.
> When asked about why the picture looks more like Mr. Valdez in shiny
> armor with a blue cape than in does Tsar Chasm, he replied, "Obvious
> mind control on his part to make it look like I'm lying to you. This is
> all his masterplan though and really why would I lie to you." Unable to
> find flaw in Mr. Valdez's logic the Mid.Net Star left it at that.
Oddly enough, I could totally see him doing it. (Man, Ken's Tsar Chasm
stories rocked. I'd love to have him around again...)
> So I'm watching
> this bastard drink the last Mr. Paprika. Does he say, "Now, that's a
> man's Pop!" No he just kind of drinks it like it means nothing. Like
> it's an ordinary soft drink!
SACRELIGE! *hoists torch and pitchfork*
> I mean really who would have wReam validate parking tickets, but
> it started to get out of hand maybe four validated tickets per day. And
> we just want to make it clear to the folks out there that having wReam
> validate your parking ticket is not only a bad idea, but it's also
> against the law."
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, good clean goofy fun.
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