REPOST/LNH: The Mid.Net Star's 20th Anniversary Special!

[Arthur Spitzer]

On 3/6/12 1:11 AM, Andrew Perron wrote:
> On Fri, 2 Mar 2012 19:16:52 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>
>> Most of this was written when I was still in high school -- so naturally
>> it is way better than any of the stuff I currently write.  :)
>
> Interesting!  Let's see how it goes.<3
>
>> That risk was on Bobo the manic
>> depressive-necrophiliac-nazi-jewish-muslim-fundamentalist satanic
>> christian-lesbian-environmentalist Pat Sajak worshipping republican
>> vegetarian chimpanzee whose goal was to make humanity cringe at his feet.
>
> I don't think I like the New 52 version of Gorilla Grodd.

WWPSD?

(What Would Pat Sajak Do?)

>
>> In fact it was Bobo's (or Lord of All Gods as he likes to be called)
>> idea to create this long commercialized needless special to celebrate
>> our fifth anniversary.  He even came up with the idea of changing the
>> name from 'The Mid.Net Star's 5th Anniversary Special' to 'The Mid.Net
>> Star's 20th Anniversary Special' to ensure a larger audience.
>
> Ah, I see. XD
>
>> "But just as I was about to turn this squish.. err I mean Miss Fenny
>> into toe jam I see her doing some poking with a rod and a piece of
>> fabric and I'm curious you see so I ask her what she's doing.  Well
>> she's shocked at first you know screaming and stuff.. but after awhile
>> we're eating.. what she calls.. biscuits.. sipping tea she's telling me
>> about her son who ran off with a tattoo artist to San Francisco.. I'm
>> telling her about how I led an assault team to a planet and completely
>> annihilated a bunch of kiwi like people.. She's teaching me crocheting..
>> I'm teaching her how to get the blood and flesh off metal with out
>> ruining the paint job.. And let me tell you .. I'm having the time of my
>> life!  I mean this crocheting is great!  I finally feel at peace with
>> myself."
>
> I support bringing back this character!

Tire Scourge or Miss Fenny?  :)

All the characters I created in the issue (except for EDB-Mite) I donate 
to the Free For Use Box... so knock yourself out... anyone.


>
>> "Well afterwards we both had a laugh, and talked about how these damn
>> nature boys are destroying our great economy.  And you know what?  It
>> turns out that Lil Ollie's, that's what we call him you know after the
>> soon to be greatest next senator of this US of A, entire civilization
>> used to live in my family's cereal box before it was wiped out by some
>> type of radiation which bestowed him with his incredible powers.  And
>> well this is now obviously an attempt by those damn liberals in trying
>> to label our great American nuclear program as possibly being dangerous
>> by killing an entire civilization of Limbaugh listeners.  I just thank
>> God that Ollie talked to me before he became seduced by those Commie
>> Democrats."
>
> Interesting.  I must wonder how much of this is canon!

I can blame shoddy journalism for whatever changes there are...

>
>> It is mine an
>> Ollie's opinion that if you were to take off Hector Lopez's mask that
>> you would find none other than AL GORE!"
>
> GASP! ...wait, we all love Al Gore now.

Arthur "Not Mynabird!" Spitzer