LNH: Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2 #51 Add-on

[Andrew Perron]

On Tue, 19 Jun 2012 23:52:01 +0000 (UTC), Adrian J. McClure wrote:

> LNH v2 #51 add-on. Written by Adrian J. McClure
> 
> I'm not at all sure this is a good idea. But, as they say on Tumblr,
> YOLO.

See, I plan to just keep reincarnating.

> The Crossover Queen surveyed the scene of the battle with disgust. The
> sickeningly adorable fan-art duplicates of the Avengers were
> massacring her gorilla legions. She turned to the latest prize of her
> conquest: the severed head of hte Internet Oracle. "Oracle," she
> asked, "why have all our attempts to conquer the Tumblrverse failed?

<3

> And the Oracle spoke: "Dear Crossover Queen,

I LOVE THE INTERNET ORACLE I forgot to mention this to you earlier but YES
YES SO GREAT WIN

Skipping the fight scene, since much as been bruted on that already...

> Devastator woke up in bed, wondering what the strange dream had meant.
> "Ho!"
> 
> "What did you call me?" said Sister State-The-Obvious.

XD XD XD

> "Something evil is afoot! I fear the very fabric of reality has been
> damaged! To me, my Omni-Blade!" The Omni-Blade flew across the room
> and landed in his hand.
> 
> "Darling, go back to sleep," said Sister State-The-Obvious. "It's
> probably just a retcon. It's nothing you can deal with by hitting it
> with your sword."
> 
> Devastator sighed. He tramped out of the room, looking for a problem
> he _could_ solve by hitting it with his sword.

Neat! I like this guy.

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, author corpses... hmmm