MISC: GODLING # 27: King Winter Strikes!

Andrew Perron pwerdna at gmail.com
Thu Jun 14 09:40:03 PDT 2012

On Wed, 6 Jun 2012 21:58:59 +0000 (UTC), jvdsteen wrote:

> A masked man who called himself King Winter said he was responsible
> for the weather and would only stop it when he was paid 20 million
> dollars by the mayor. Unfortunately, New Troy was still having trouble
> paying for all damages Master Destiny's supervillains had caused.
> They didn't have millions to spare.

A very reasonable extrapolation.

> He is surrounded by four snowmen who seem to be alive.

Oh, man, there's a badge if you get 200 of those.

> Panting, covered in the snow of his slain enemies The One Man Pantheon
> stands victorious.

That's great.

> "So there it is, King Winter's lair," Godling says. "Now to get in
> there and put King Winter on ice..."


(just kidding, puns are great)

> With the strength of Heracles Godling kicks away the throne. King
> Winter holds up his hands in surrender...
> "In the end you aren't much tougher than the other superthugs I've
> defeated, Winter. Maybe a bit more ambitious, but as stupid and
> helpless against me as all the others," Godling says. "Let me turn out
> the lights for you, you will wake up in Tartarus II."

Indeed, pretty standard! Guess the city is safe forever and ever, and we
can all just go ho--

> On the ground, clad in trenchcoat and wearing a fedora stands the Eye-
> Patch Godling. He watches Our Godling fly and shakes his head. "You're
> really starting to think you're ready for anything, aren't you. Just
> wait till the Reality Bombs explode..."


Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, dun dun dunnnn

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