LNHX: Catalyst Lass #1: LNHX Origins #4
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Tue Nov 15 14:47:31 PST 2011
On Nov 11, 7:58 am, Martin Phipps <martinphip... at yahoo.com> wrote:
> I went back to my dorm room and put on my make up like I said I
> would. Then I squeezed myself into my spandex costume and checked
> myself out in the mirror.
> "Nobody is ever going to say no to these," I said, referring to my
> Double D breasts.
...you know, I think you're pushing this joke a bit far. >.>; Running
gags are fun, but this is a bit blatant.
> "Okay," I said. "So can we use your retrocotheric energy detector
> to figure out where he took the LNH?"
> "No," the Professor said, "but what I can do is figure out where he
> went and then we can ask him what he did with the LNH."
That's just crazy enough to work!!
> "Allow me to introduce the Four Horsemen of Procrastination:
> Amnesia, Angst, Apathy and Anger."
> "Wait," Joy said, "why are they called horsemen if they don't have
> Manga Man nodded. "I said the same thing!"
> "They aren't even all men!"
> "I know!" Manga Man shook his head.
Heeheehee. The vicissitudes of the working man!
"Anyway, guys, you deal with
> Suddenly, James' attitude changed drastically. "So are you going to
> actually do something?" he asked Joy.
Hmmmm. I would've used Amnesia on him, because the others are all
emotional states, and the fact that a certain emotional state is the
center of his concept hasn't been established yet. That said, Anger
is more appropriate than the other two.
> Indeed, I could feel the four of them in my head: Amnesia was trying
> to make me forget everything, Angst was trying to get me to remember
> trivial things, Apathy was trying to make me not care about anything
> and Anger was trying to make me feel angry about everything. They
> were all attacking me at the same time... which was a big mistake!
> Their powers were cancelling each other out!
Ah, makes sense.
> "No!" Anger said. "It feels good to get angry! Why should I stop
> feeling angry? You all need to embrace your anger!"
> "Raymond," I said. "A little help here!"
...you know, I keep forgetting that he's Special Bonding Boy. For
some reason, I keep thinking wReamhack.
> "Why don't the four of you just go off into a corner and think about
> what you've done?" The Four Horsemen of Procrastination did as I told
> them to do.
> "Oh, really?" Manga Man said. "Then watch as I open the cells!
> Then you will see that they are inside!"
> Manga Man opened the cell doors and Nick Furry, Master Blaster,
> Occultism Kid and Irony Man walked out. Master Blaster pointed his
> big gun at Manga Man's head. "Now you're going to pay," he said.
Wonk wonk waaaaa
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, da-dah-daa
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