HYPE/LNH: The Bart Age Begins... Now!

[Andrew Perron]

On Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:41:46 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:

> He picked a comic 
> book up and looked at the price.  "And I remember a time when you could 
> go into a comic book with a ten dollar bill and  buy -- Three Whole 
> Comics!  Yes, that's right -- Three!  I guess those days are over."

Haha, ouch. XD

> "Yes, The LNH!  No Corporation rules this baby!  No, ever since 1992 it 
> has had K.Oss as Publisher and Anarky as Editor and Chief!  The LNH is 
> beyond our petty little Materialistic Capitalistic Corporation Culture! 
>   No one can stop whatever zany, wacky ideas LNH Writers have!  Not even 
> God!  The Mouse will never own the LNH!  Never!!!  It Will Always be 
> Free!!!  Free Forever!!!!!!  As Waylon Jennings once aptly remarked, 
> 'Someday the Mountain may get them, but the Law -- Never will.'  Amen."

Woo!  *waves signs and shouts something about the G20*

> But, heck, it's 2009 right?  I mean Beige Midnight is probably over 
> by now, right?  I mean it has to be.  There's no way it's still going 
> on, Right?  All the LNH Writers are probably doing something completely 
> new to advance the superhero genre and literature itself that has 
> nothing to do with Beige Midnight.  Right?  Well, Damn it -- I guess I 
> will take another stab at reading the LNH.  So what's the newest thing 
> out?  What's completely fresh?  I want the freshest LNH comic you have! 
>   Hell, give me ten -- since they're free!"

Eesh. ^^;;; We're not not writing because of it!  We're just easily
distracted!

> The Overweight Stereotypical Comic Book Store Owner looked at the huge 
> stack of Beige Midnight #5 comics behind 30-Year-Old Comic Reader's 
> back.  He looked and sighed.  "Umm -- on the other hand maybe you'd 
> prefer to read some nice 8FOLD comics?  Yeah, 8FOLD there's a comic for 
> rebels!  Or how about ASH?  Just don't turn around.  Don't -- turn around."

Man, more 8FOLD needs to come out.

> IT'S HERE!
> 
> IT'S NOW!
> 
> IT'S BEIGE MIDNIGHT #5!
> 
> THE BART AGE!!

Woo!

Incidentally, how many issues are there supposed to be?

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, must read...