ACRA/LNHY: Girls on Beach Blankets #3: "James Joyce Gone Wild!"

[Tom Russell]

_Wow._

That was three hundred lines of pure funny.

_Wow._

I particularly liked

> "Why?" asked Ben Franklin dodging a blow from a chain-saw with anguish
> in his face.  "Why must we battle to the death with chain-saws, Abraham
> Lincoln?  Why, Abe, why?"

and I must share it with the entire world.

I said it once and I'll say it again-- Arthur Spitzer is the guy to go
to for fucked-up wonky totally-out-of-left-field hilarity-- or, to put
it another way, three hundred lines of pure funny.  Anything I try to
do with my somewhat... unique... Master Blaster series is really just a
meager attempt to attain crunchy Spitzer goodness.

==Tom