LNH/NTB/REPOST: Simon Velcro, revised edition

[Tom Russell]

Tom Russell wrote:
> SIMON VELCRO
> revised edition

But, apparently, not proofread. :-)

> BY TOM RUSSELL
>
>    "Take away your hand!  the argument's finished,
> friendship lost, gossip is shouting, everything's
> said!"
>    "I'd say.  When will these thing end?"

* When will this thing end?

And, more importantly for plot purposes:

> Bartender.  Bit it didn't work because my father was a
> Negatively Trained Bartender, so he couldn't very well

*my father wasn't a Negatively Trained Bartender

--Tom