LNHY: Ten Word Masterpiece Theater #13

[Tom Russell]

Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Ten Word Masterpiece Theater #13
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> Scissorist:  What are you in for?
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> Cellmate:  Raping Scissors.  You?

Um.

The question is, does he rape the circly handle part, or the blades?

Here's hoping that Scissorist isn't made out of scissors/doesn't have a
psionic link to his scissors.

> Arthur "typing in tucson..." Spitzer

==Tom