LNHY: Ten Word Masterpiece Theater #13

[Arthur Spitzer]

Tom Russell wrote:

 > Arthur Spitzer wrote:
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 >> Ten Word Masterpiece Theater #13
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 >> Scissorist:  What are you in for?
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 >> Cellmate:  Raping Scissors.  You?
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 > Um.
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 > The question is, does he rape the circly handle part, or the blades?


I prefer to leave that sort of thing to the readers imagination...


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 > Here's hoping that Scissorist isn't made out of scissors/doesn't have a
 > psionic link to his scissors.



My vision for him was being this Iron Man type character who had a 
mech-suit made out of scissors...

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 >> Arthur "typing in tucson..." Spitzer
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 > ==Tom



Arthur "I suspect raping scissors is legal in our world" Spitzer