[LNH] [RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! #8

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Tue Feb 1 00:16:16 PST 2005

[LNH/RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! #9

Pointless Awards Man III was fighting Pointless Awards Man II... to the

"Oh man," Deja Dude said.  "This is just like when Kirk fought Spock.
Hmm.  That gives me an idea.  Hey!  PAM II!"

"What?" PAM II asked.

In that moment of distraction, Pointless Awards Man III's samurai sword
passed into Pointless Awards Man II's chest.

With Pointless Awards Man II seemingly killed, Pointless Awards Man III
came back to his senses.
"Where am I?" he asked, removing his mask and revealing to all his
identity as Saxon Brenton.  "What am I doing here?"  He looked down on
the dying Pointless Awards man II.  "What have I done?"

"He must have been under mind control!" Sister State-the-Obvious

With the battle having ended, the spell that had been placed on the LNH
rendering them into two dimensional stick figures had now been broken.

"Quick!" Doctor Stomper said.  "Get Pointless Awards Man II onto one of
the beds!"  Luckily the assembled LNH were already in the med bay,
having brought Manga Man there between parts 4 and 5.  This meant that,
if they acted quickly they had a good chance of saving Pointless Awards
Man II.

"Murderer!" Firewire said to Saxon Brenton.  "You shall die!"

"NO!" Nomex Man cried out as he stood between Firewire and Pointless
Awards Man III.  Nomex Man, impervious to flame, was able to absorb the
blast that Firewire shot at Saxon Brenton.  "No more death!"

"Saxon Brenton wasn't responsible for his actions!" Sister
State-the-Obvious insisted.

"Maybe not," Ultimate Ninja reasoned, "but somebody was.  Perhaps the
same somebody who created the virus!  Finally we have a lead!"

"Or perhaps whoever mind-controlled Saxon Brenton was trying to help
us," Deja Dude pointed out.  "After all, how can the RACCies go ahead
with one awards guy, either one, having been arrested for the murder of
the other."

"Hmm," Ultimate Ninja said.  "You're right.  That does make sense.  And
to think I had assumed that this was just a mindless fight scene."

"I can't believe what I'm hearing!" Kid Enthusiastic complained.  "Are
you guys seriously suggesting that it is a good thing Pointless Awards
Man II is dead?"


"Who keeps saying that?"

"He's not dead," Doctor Stomper informed everybody, having managed to
stop the bleeding and stablize him.  "Not yet anyway.  He's in critical
condition.  It could go either way."

"And either way," Ultimate Ninja said, "he won't be able to host the

"That is so cold!"

Deja Dude sighed.  "Kid Enthusiastic, meet Ultimate Ninja.  Ultimate
Ninja, meet Kid Enthusiastic."

"We're supposed to be heroes!" Kid Enthusiastic complained.  "I know
Ultimate Ninja is supposed to be cold but we're also supposed to be the
good guys!  We don't celebrate when one of our fellow heroes gets

"Well, okay, fair enough," Deja Dude conceded.

"I'm not celebrating!" Ultimate Ninja insisted.  "I'm just saying that,
as Deja Dude himself just pointed out, having Pointless Awards Man II
out of the picture does solve the immediate problem."

Kid Enthusiastic shook his head sadly.

"But don't worry," Ultimate Ninja said, "we shall track down whoever
was responsible for taking control of Saxon Brenton and bring him to

"There's no need to track me down!" the Grapety Purple Man said as he
arrived at the scene (right on cue).  "I am already here!"

WHO is ultimately behind all this?
WHY did he create the RACCie virus?
WHERE did the Grapety Purple Man come from
WHAT did he hope to accomplish by mind controlling Saxon Brenton?
WILL Firewire calm down before he kills somebody?
WHEN will somebody post the next chapter?


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