LNH: Parsnip the Christmas Miracle Maggot #3 out of 4: Parsnips Athlete's Foot!

[Andrew Perron]

On Sat, 5 Jan 2013 20:36:47 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:

> On 1/3/13 2:05 PM, Andrew Perron wrote:
>> On Dec 16 2012, 1:38 pm, Arthur Spitzer <arspit... at earthlink.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Holiday-Spirit-Be-GON!:  Having trouble with socialist ghosts trying to
>>> guilt you into redistributing your wealth?!  Say goodbye to these
>>> Bolshevik poltergeist pests and hello to sweet, sweet money hoarding
>>> dreams!  Never feel sympathy for those grubby parasites (even those that
>>> work for you) that are trying to ruin your Christmas -- ever again!!!
>>> Ayn Rand Lass Approved!!
>>
>> ...man. The idea of Ayn Rand Lass as a late-period Ditko-style hero
>> who gets elected as the President of Planet T-Bone's Loonited
>> States... oh man.
> 
> Feel free to do that if you want.

YAY <3 Actually it ties in really well to a slowly-forming LNHY plotline in
my head. But the right time to do it won't be until later this year.

>>> And he cured the guy -- but I guess the Athlete's
>>> Foot transferred to him -- and well -- it's bad.  It's very bad!
>>> Organic Lass said he might not make it -- make it to Christmas.  That's
>>> how bad it is."
>>
>> ...do maggots even have feet?
> 
> I think they might have tiny little legs, but I wouldn't bet my life on 
> it.  Any expert on maggots please chime in.

According to wiki, no. Also according to wiki, I may vomit now. `.`v

> And Athlete's Foot can spread to other body parts as Scott has noted.

PARSNIP'S JOCK ITCH!

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, Parsnip's male, right?