LNH: Parsnip the Christmas Miracle Maggot #3 out of 4: Parsnips Athlete's Foot!

[Arthur Spitzer]

On 1/3/13 2:05 PM, Andrew Perron wrote:
> On Dec 16 2012, 1:38 pm, Arthur Spitzer <arspit... at earthlink.net>
> wrote:
>
>> Holiday-Spirit-Be-GON!:  Having trouble with socialist ghosts trying to
>> guilt you into redistributing your wealth?!  Say goodbye to these
>> Bolshevik poltergeist pests and hello to sweet, sweet money hoarding
>> dreams!  Never feel sympathy for those grubby parasites (even those that
>> work for you) that are trying to ruin your Christmas -- ever again!!!
>> Ayn Rand Lass Approved!!
>
> ...man. The idea of Ayn Rand Lass as a late-period Ditko-style hero
> who gets elected as the President of Planet T-Bone's Loonited
> States... oh man.

Feel free to do that if you want.

>
>> And he cured the guy -- but I guess the Athlete's
>> Foot transferred to him -- and well -- it's bad.  It's very bad!
>> Organic Lass said he might not make it -- make it to Christmas.  That's
>> how bad it is."
>
> ...do maggots even have feet?

I think they might have tiny little legs, but I wouldn't bet my life on 
it.  Any expert on maggots please chime in.

And Athlete's Foot can spread to other body parts as Scott has noted.

>
>> Okay Special Bonding Boy might be slightly out of character here.
>
> Just a smidge.
>
>> For a more in character depiction of SBB (and Christmas tale by wReam)
>> check this out:
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comics.lnh/msg/842ea8e1d8fe8934?dm...
>
> Oooooo, never read this one before.

First story by wReam I ever read.

>
>> Arthur "Have never actually seen an episode myself..." Spitzer
>
> Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, TORCHED by an ANGEL!
>

Arthur "Won't touch that..." Spitzer