<html><head></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Courier New'; ">Okay. Here's another attempt at writing a story for this.</div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Courier New'; ">This one's probably too long too. :) But if you increase</div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Courier New'; ">the size limit to two pages, it will be just right. :)</div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 14px; "><br></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Courier New'; ">****</div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 14px; "><br></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">'That time the Ultimate Ninja clipped some papers together with a paperclip'</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">**</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Centuries ago...</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> Two paperclips loaded their baby paperclip into a rocketship. As the ship zoomed off, an entire planet filled with paperclips violently exploded into nothingness.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Decades ago...</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> Two people, a man and his wife, glanced at the tiny little rocket ship scorched on the road. Inside it was a very small paperclip.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "Oh, look, Jonathon! It's a baby paperclip!"</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "An alien paperclip, Martha! Look, if it was an alien baby, or puppy, or kitten, or cow, or alligator -- that would be different. But it's a freakin' paperclip. I'm not dealing with this. I'm just not! This is the Feds problem now!"</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "Oh, Jonathon," she said with a disappointed expression.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Years ago...</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "You're going to tell us. You're going to tell us everything. Sooner or Later," said the Fed as he stared with a very serious look at the paperclip sitting on a very tiny chair. "All your secrets. We will find them out!"</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "No you won't."</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "Huh?" said the Fed turning his head. And it was the last thing he did as a bullet burst right into his head leaving a brain and blood mural all over the room.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> The muscle bound green pony-tailed gunman with a cyborg eye by the name of Born2Die Hardcore grabbed the paperclip. "Come on! We're getting out of here. We're finally free! No, one's ever going to jail us again! No one!!" And the two crashed out of the building's window towards freedom.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Minutes ago...</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> Born2Die Hardcore looked at his blood splatter on his white shirt that kept growing and growing. And then he looked at the paperclip in his hand. "You -- you were the only thing that ever made any sense in this crazy world. This is it. I'm sorry -- can't -- can't feel..." And then Born2Die Hardcore went silent. His eyes went dead.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "So, who was this guy?" said Fuzzy checking Born2Die Hardcore's pulse.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "Some supervillain called Born2Die Hardcore," said Puts-Paperclips-on-the-Ultimate-Nina's-Desk Lad. "Ooh, look! It's a paper clip!" And he quickly snatched it.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "Don't -- that's evidence!" Fuzzy started to say as he quickly ran off with the paperclip. "Oh, Jesus."</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Seconds ago...</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> Puts-Paperclips-on-the-Ultimate-Nina's-Desk Lad looked at the paperclip in his hands and then at the Ultimate Ninja's desk. "I'm going to put you on this desk. Oh, yes I am -- little paperclip!" he said with a perverse grin on his face.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "Why?" said a voice emerging from shadows. The voice of the Ultimate Ninja. "Why do keep putting these damn paperclips on my desk? Why are you a member of the LNH? Why did any writer think it was a good idea to create you and put you in an LNH story?"</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "Umm?" responded Puts-Paperclips-on-the-Ultimate-Nina's-Desk Lad.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"> "Oh, never mind. It doesn't really matter. Not really. Just give me that stupid paperclip." And then the Ultimate Ninja used his incredible ninja paperclip clipping powers to clip a couple of pieces of paper together.</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><br></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; "><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Arthur "Too Long..?" Spitzer</font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10px/normal 'Courier New'; min-height: 11px; "><br></div></body></html>