LNH: Leadership Cry.sig: Net.ropolis 2023 #15NoWait27!!

[Drew Nilium]

On 3/25/24 5:23 PM, Scott Eiler wrote:
> ... Apparently not!

Thank you Scott X>

> On 2024-03-24 18:09, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
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>>    Issue #15NoWait27!!  (And Maybe #25 Should be 14??!!  Who Knows?!!!!)

:D :D :D

>> And small shadowy creature looked down at all this and frowned a bit. A 
>> ruined, cratered LNHHQ lobby?  That wasn't fun!  And then it snapped its tiny 
>> little fingers.
>>
>> And everything returned to the way it was supposed to be.
>>
>> And the shadowy creature grinned.

oooooooh interesting

>> "Also -- I am a Totally Real LNH Writer!  No, really!  As we speak -- I am 
>> totally writing all of this down!  Everything that's happening! Honest!  And 
>> so you don't want to do anything crazy like -- uh kill me.  Not that you could 
>> of course! Because I'm the writer who is writing all this, so I wouldn't die.  
>> But I'd be really annoyed by you trying to kill me so I might just not finish 
>> this story.  And maybe I'd become like a Superguy Writer or something!  And if 
>> I stopped writing this story -- that would be it for the LNH and the 
>> Looniverse! Yeah!  Because I'm the LAST Totally Real LNH Writer!  The Last 
>> One!! No one else is writing the LNH anymore!  I'm the Last One that cares 
>> about you guys!

 >:o Slander! Slander and heresy!

>> "Wait," said the Unknown Ninja looking very intently at Totally Real LNH 
>> Writer.  "So, what you're saying is -- if I were to kill you -- Everything 
>> would disappear.  We would all disappear?"
>>
>> "Uh, yeah... I uh... yeah that would be the gist of it.  Heh, now let's..." 
>> said Totally Real LNH Writer backing away slightly from the Unknown Ninja.
>>
>> "Hmm..." And then with lightning fast speed the Unknown Ninja plunged his hand 
>> into the Totally Real LNH Writer's chest and pulled out a still beating 
>> heart.  Totally Real LNH Writer looked with horror at his still beating heart 
>> and muttered, "What a total waste of such a cool exciting new..." and then his 
>> body thudded onto the floor.

Holy *shit*.

>> The Unknown Ninja looked intently at the heart in his hand that eventually 
>> became very lifeless.  "No.  The World still seems to be here.  So -- you were 
>> mistaken."

God *damn*

>> "Ohgod no no NO!" said The Totally Real Ultimate Ninja starting to really 
>> freak out.  "It was his idea -- I mean I mean -- I was brainwashed -- I never 
>> wanted to do this!  Please!  You got to believe me!  Ohgod -- the LNH is 
>> supposed to save people not let maniacs kill people!  Please!!  Please someone!"
>>
>> "It's okay -- I'll," said Fearless stepping in between the ninjas with a 
>> skeptical tone in his voice, "Try to do something."  He held his fists in a 
>> boxing stance.

I love FL. X>

>> The Unknown Ninja ignored the two of them and just stared at his bloody hand. 
>>  "The Ultimate Ninja.  The Ultimate Ninja -- that's -- that's my name.  But 
>> how am I here?  I shouldn't be here.  I was sent somewhere else.  I was free.  
>> Free of this place -- no longer having to do this stupid thankless job.  Free 
>> to..."  And then an anger started to emanate from his eyes.  "Some one brought 
>> me back.  But who?  Who would dare?!"

oooooooooh. :D

>> Okay, thought the shadowy creature, The Ninja was becoming a little bit too 
>> self-aware for its taste.  Let's just return The Ninja to the more fun 
>> amnesiac killing machine state.  The creature snapped its fingers unleashing 
>> another retcon towards The Ninja.  And nothing happened.  The creature snapped 
>> its fingers a few more times.  Still Nothing.  And then the creature could see 
>> that The Ninja was looking straight at it.  No, that -- that wasn't possible.  
>> The Ninja couldn't see it?  Could he?
>>
>> And before the shadowy creature could ruminate some about that, The Ninja's 
>> hand lunged through whatever dimensions that existed between the two of them 
>> and grabbed the creature and pulled it down to the mortal realm.

YESSSSSS :D I love this move, it's the best, it's fave, 100%!!

>> The Ninja's hand squeezed tightly around the furry neck of some raccoon 
>> looking creature that had a purple derby for a hat and black vest with two R's 
>> monogrammed into it.  "You!  You're the one who brought me back!  Why?!!"
>>
>> "Hey, that's uh... Retcon RACCoon!" said Manga Girl.  "Isn't it? Pretty sure."

:D :D :D I LOVE THAT TOO.

>> The raccoon began to panic and started to furiously snap its fingers. But its 
>> powers were no longer working.  But before it could feel the full wrath of The 
>> Ninja, some force snatched it away.  The Ninja scanned everywhere -- but the 
>> Raccoon was gone.
>>
>> "Oh, uh, that was pretty weird," said The Totally Real Ultimate Ninja still 
>> hiding behind Fearless Leader.  "Right?  Also, are we done killing people?  I 
>> sure hope so!"

Oh man oh man... okay, let's see, what do I do here...

Drew "super weird ideas" Nilium