LNH: Leadership Cry.sig: Net.ropolis 2023 #15NoWait27!!
Scott Eiler
seiler at eilertech.com
Mon Mar 25 14:23:38 PDT 2024
... Apparently not!
Scott 8{C>
On 2024-03-24 18:09, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> We'll see if anyone besides those reading from the RACC List Archive
> can read this.
>
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> Issue #15NoWait27!! (And Maybe #25 Should be 14??!! Who Knows?!!!!)
> _______________________________________________________________________________
>
> From: Drew Nilium
>
> >"that... that *NAME*!" The Unknown Ninja stood, hands clenching into
> fists,
> >entire body rigid with rage! "I know! I REMEMBER!" Red light blazed
> out of the
> >eyeholes of the mask, and he threw his head back and roared--
> "ULTIMATE NINJA!"
> >
> >And the invisible barrier expanded outward, pushing back the crimson
> light! The
> >border between them wavered and wobbled like ballistic gel
> mid-target-practice,
> >and Nina had just enough time to see the Ninja's eyes widen in fear
> before--
> >
> >
> >
> >...dust drifted down from the ceiling, settling over the ruined,
> cratered lobby.
> >
> >Manga Girl pulled herself out of the dent her body had made in the wall.
> >"wha..." she mumbled. "...wha happen? Nina..."
> >
> >And she fell to the floor, alone.
>
> And small shadowy creature looked down at all this and frowned a bit.
> A ruined, cratered LNHHQ lobby? That wasn't fun! And then it snapped
> its tiny little fingers.
>
> And everything returned to the way it was supposed to be.
>
> And the shadowy creature grinned.
>
> ** ** ** ** **
>
> "That -- that *NAME*!" the Unknown Ninja said starting to rage a bit.
>
> "Whoah whoah WHOAHH!" said Totally Real LNH Writer stepping towards
> the ninja with his hands making a calm down motion. "Let's all just
> -- calm -- down -- a bit! Let's not do anything foolish. Let's all
> just take some chill pills -- okay?
>
> "Also -- I am a Totally Real LNH Writer! No, really! As we speak --
> I am totally writing all of this down! Everything that's happening!
> Honest! And so you don't want to do anything crazy like -- uh kill
> me. Not that you could of course! Because I'm the writer who is
> writing all this, so I wouldn't die. But I'd be really annoyed by you
> trying to kill me so I might just not finish this story. And maybe
> I'd become like a Superguy Writer or something! And if I stopped
> writing this story -- that would be it for the LNH and the Looniverse!
> Yeah! Because I'm the LAST Totally Real LNH Writer! The Last One!!
> No one else is writing the LNH anymore! I'm the Last One that cares
> about you guys! Uhhuh!! You do something like try to kill me --
> well, that's it! It all goes away! No More Looniverse! Every one of
> you will disappear this time for good!! FOR GOOD!! So, heh, let's not
> you know -- kill me, okay, guys?"
>
> "Wait," said the Unknown Ninja looking very intently at Totally Real
> LNH Writer. "So, what you're saying is -- if I were to kill you --
> Everything would disappear. We would all disappear?"
>
> "Uh, yeah... I uh... yeah that would be the gist of it. Heh, now
> let's..." said Totally Real LNH Writer backing away slightly from the
> Unknown Ninja.
>
> "Hmm..." And then with lightning fast speed the Unknown Ninja plunged
> his hand into the Totally Real LNH Writer's chest and pulled out a
> still beating heart. Totally Real LNH Writer looked with horror at
> his still beating heart and muttered, "What a total waste of such a
> cool exciting new..." and then his body thudded onto the floor.
>
> The Unknown Ninja looked intently at the heart in his hand that
> eventually became very lifeless. "No. The World still seems to be
> here. So -- you were mistaken."
>
> "Ohgod no no NO!" said The Totally Real Ultimate Ninja starting to
> really freak out. "It was his idea -- I mean I mean -- I was
> brainwashed -- I never wanted to do this! Please! You got to believe
> me! Ohgod -- the LNH is supposed to save people not let maniacs kill
> people! Please!! Please someone!"
>
> "It's okay -- I'll," said Fearless stepping in between the ninjas with
> a skeptical tone in his voice, "Try to do something." He held his
> fists in a boxing stance.
>
> The Unknown Ninja ignored the two of them and just stared at his
> bloody hand. "The Ultimate Ninja. The Ultimate Ninja -- that's --
> that's my name. But how am I here? I shouldn't be here. I was sent
> somewhere else. I was free. Free of this place -- no longer having
> to do this stupid thankless job. Free to..." And then an anger
> started to emanate from his eyes. "Some one brought me back. But
> who? Who would dare?!"
>
> Okay, thought the shadowy creature, The Ninja was becoming a little
> bit too self-aware for its taste. Let's just return The Ninja to the
> more fun amnesiac killing machine state. The creature snapped its
> fingers unleashing another retcon towards The Ninja. And nothing
> happened. The creature snapped its fingers a few more times. Still
> Nothing. And then the creature could see that The Ninja was looking
> straight at it. No, that -- that wasn't possible. The Ninja couldn't
> see it? Could he?
>
> And before the shadowy creature could ruminate some about that, The
> Ninja's hand lunged through whatever dimensions that existed between
> the two of them and grabbed the creature and pulled it down to the
> mortal realm.
>
> The Ninja's hand squeezed tightly around the furry neck of some
> raccoon looking creature that had a purple derby for a hat and black
> vest with two R's monogrammed into it. "You! You're the one who
> brought me back! Why?!!"
>
> "Hey, that's uh... Retcon RACCoon!" said Manga Girl. "Isn't it?
> Pretty sure."
>
> The raccoon began to panic and started to furiously snap its fingers.
> But its powers were no longer working. But before it could feel the
> full wrath of The Ninja, some force snatched it away. The Ninja
> scanned everywhere -- but the Raccoon was gone.
>
> "Oh, uh, that was pretty weird," said The Totally Real Ultimate Ninja
> still hiding behind Fearless Leader. "Right? Also, are we done
> killing people? I sure hope so!"
>
> ** ** ** ** **
>
> Credits:
>
> Manga Girl -- Amabel Holland
> Ultimate Ninja -- wReam
> Fearless Leader -- Dave Van Domelen
> Retcon RACCoon, Totally Real LNH Writer, and
> Totally Real Ultimate Ninja are mine.
>
>
> Arthur "And another one..." Spitzer
--
-- (signed) Scott Eiler 8{D> ------ http://www.eilertech.com/ -------
Scott was raised as the Last Son of Planet Scottron on Scott Island.
There he learned that criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot,
especially of Scotts. So Scott secretly went to Scott High School and
trained himself to become a Scott to confound them. There he built a
suit of Scott-armor, and was given a mighty Scott-hammer plus an
invincible Scott-shield. Scott's mighty armament is only subject to
other Scotts. This is an incredibly common problem, though. So
Scott has to rely upon his Scott-Sense to identify possible danger.
So sayeth Scott.
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