LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #266: Cliche Dude and Halls Jordan LS
Arthur Spitzer
arspitzer2 at gmail.com
Sun Dec 4 13:15:25 PST 2022
30 Years of Legion of Net.Heroes (1992-2022)!
And we're back in the past and can check the eyrie archive
once again.
Here's where you can find Cliche Dude and Halls Jordan LS as well as other
Cliche Dude and Halls Jordan stories (except for the first two issues of the
regular series -- which are in the Electrocutioners Song TEB):
https://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/Series/Cliche.Dude/
And we've got the Cliche Dude and Halls Jordan Limited Series by Jef "The
KaTeFan(tm)" Kolodziej! Will Halls Jordan ever get over Alt.sex.Lnh.pictures
being destroyed?! Will Halls and Cliche bond over how much they hate
Monitor Duty?! And will their addiction to cough drops and cliches lead to both
of their ruin?!!
Find out in...
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ADVENTURES #266
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Cliche Dude and Halls Jordan LS
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From: v129j6ed at ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (This is F.U.N.)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc,rec.arts.comics
Date: 1 Oct 92 14:29:00 GMT
Subject: LNH: Cliche Dude and Halls Jordan (Part 1 of 2)
Reaching the site for the battle against the Continuity Queen,
Halls Jordan, member of the Ring Around the Collar Corps arrives to
find out that the fighting is over, and the battle won.
"Last time I was late, Alt.sex.Lnh.pictures had been destroyed."
Disappointed, Halls uses his Power Collar Ring(tm) to return him
back to Earth.News. Arriving at the LNH headquarters, he finds most of the
Legionaries have taken a break from the fighting. Seeing someone at the
monitor screen, Halls pops in a Lemon-flavored Halls and walks over to him.
Hearing Halls's footsteps, Cliche Dude turns his chair around to face
him. "How's it going, Dude?"
"I went to help with major crossover that was happening, but since
I was too busy, er um, fighting a whole universe, I did not make it in time."
"I heard it was some battle. I wish I was there for the final attack.
Whatch'a need anyways?"
Halls walks over to the console, using it to lean on, "I was
considering to start my own group of super-net-heroes, and so I wanted to
ask some people to see if they would be interested in joining."
"Hmmm. I haven't been the Legion long, and this monitor duty
blows major chunks. Would your group have monitor duty?"
"NO WAY!! I hate sitting it front of a computer all day, waiting
for something to happen. I figure we could just plug ourselves into this
system, and if something important comes up, we could pick and choose what
we wanted to do. What do you think?"
"I think it is a great idea. I'm with you", says Cliche Dude.
Surprised that Cliche Dude joined with little effort on his part,
the only thing Halls can say is, "Great. Let's Go. By the way, do you
want a cough drop?"
Taking a lemon cough drop from Halls, Cliche Dude puts it in his
mouth, and then writes a note to the Legion. It says, "Dear Legion, During
my short stay with you, I have had alot of fun, and made some new friends,
but I Have to go. A better offer was made, and I know that you would not
want to hold me back. You can consider me to be on the reserved list of
Legionaries, so you can call me if you need me. I will be there. Love and
Kisses, Cliche Dude."
To be concluded next issue.....
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"As your Mr.Spock said, The needs of the many outweighed the needs of the few."
"A truism, like most of Spock's Epigrams. But on occasion, I'm afraid, cold
comfort." Jillian and James T. Kirk - "Star Trek - Debt of Honour"
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Jef Kolodziej The KaTeFan(tm)
v129j6ed at ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu State University of New York at Buffalo
History Major 51 East NorthRup
(716) 837-9610 Buffalo, NY 14214
From: v129j6ed at ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (This is F.U.N.)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc,rec.arts.comics,alt.comics.lnh
Subject: LNH: Halls Jordan and Cliche Dude (Part 2 of 2)
Date: 10 Oct 92 18:46:00 GMT
Finishing his letter to the LNH, Cliche Dude and Halls Jordan walk
outside the LNH Secret HeadQuarters, stretching in the Evening Sunset.
"It feels good to be free, Halls. I was really getting paranoid,
sitting in front of that monitor all day. You don't know how it feels to
look at a blank screen all day."
"I use to watch soap operas all day, before I became a member of the
Ring Around the Collar Corps, so I know exactly what you are talking about."
"Ah. Well, are you hungry?"
"I feel a bit famished. Let's see if I gots any cash."
Making sure Cliche Dude wasn't watching what he was doing, Halls uses
the power of the Ring Around the Collar(tm) to create some money. Unknown to
Halls, a pair of shifty eyes watch him do this from within a pastel-painted
truck.
"Here, Cliche, it's on me, and have another cough drop, too."
"Wow. You must be loaded, being a famous super hero, but I am still
working on my other cough drop."
"No problem, and if you need any more, just me know, anytime at all."
"I'll remember that, Halls. Since you are paying, where do you want
to eat?"
"Pizza Hut, of course."
"Then let's go."
As they head down the street, the motor of the pastel-painted van
starts. The individual inside, last seen trying to run over the Un-Manned
G-Men, is the Punished. He wears a black kelvar outfit, with a smiley face
in the middle of his chest. He starts down the street, while pulling out
a .45 Magnum from his gun holster.
Unaware of the approaching van, Halls turns to Cliche Dude, "By the
way, do you play any basketball?"
"I play on occasion, but just for fun. Why?"
"There is the court down on......."
Before he could finish his sentence, a shot barely misses Halls's
left elbow. Pushing Cliche Dude out of the way, Halls swiftly turns around to
face the van, which is on a collision course for him. Focusing the power of
the Ring Around the Collar(tm), a wave hits the van. Unfortunately, for Halls,
all it does is clean the front end of the car.
Seeing his new friend about to be smashed by a badly colored van,
Cliche Dude yells out, "Who the hell is that?"
Suddenly, the Punished is hit by Cliche's cliche, and unintentionally
sways away from Halls, into a telephone poll.
Cliche and Halls both head for the back of the van, but the doors kick
open and the Punished aims an M-60 at them.
"Time to be Punished, boys."
"I really don't think so. Halls is going to, ah, Clean your clock."
Unprepared for another cliche, the Punished is hit again, and loses
his sight on the duo. Quickly, Halls uses the power of his ring, and a huge
beam comes across the van. After the beam dies down, the paint job has been
striped off by the beam, leaving this gray finish on it, while the Punished
lays inside the van, with his spotless kelvar armor.
"That was good, Cliche. I think we are going to make an excellent
team."
"Let's wrap up this case then."
"Hey, watch it with those cliches. You never know when they will be
loaded."
After bringing the Punished to the nearest Police station, Halls and
Cliche head over to Pizza Hut.
"You know Halls. I have been thinking. Maybe just the two of us
could work together, instead of trying to form a group. What do you think?"
"Maybe, Rabbit Maybe."
watch for the
Halls Jordan and Cliche Dude Regular Series
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"As your Mr.Spock said, The needs of the many outweighed the needs of the few."
"A truism, like most of Spock's Epigrams. But on occasion, I'm afraid, cold
comfort." Jillian and James T. Kirk - "Star Trek - Debt of Honour"
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Jef Kolodziej The KaTeFan(tm)
v129j6ed at ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu State University of New York at Buffalo
History Major 51 East NorthRup
(716) 837-9610 Buffalo, NY 14214
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Next Week: Another LNH Classic I suppose...
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Arthur "Same Classic Channel. But Same Time? Probably not." Spitzer
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