LNH: Cover Gallery #56i

[Arthur Spitzer]

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Shameless Hype Lad with a very panicked and pale face pulls his hair out while screaming 
toward the heavens, "Oh, God!  It's coming!! Nothing can stop it!!  Nothing!!!  Not the 
LNH!!  Not any hero or villain or God or talking gorilla!!  None of them!!!  NONE OF THEM!!!  
Not even Russ Allbery!!  Not even Sweet, Sweet Russ!! Not even him!!!  It's going to be 
posted!  Posted sometime in October!!  Posted on the rec.arts.comics.creative newsgroup!  
And all will witness its terrible, terrible horror!  All!!  We will all witness the 
complete and utter horror of...






.........THE BITTORRENTED CLICKBAITY SPHAM E-MAIL OF THE NAMER BOY -- 
            DOCUMENTARY PROJECT: SEASON THREE #3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






And staring at Coward Lad he continues, "Ohgodohgod!  And why aren't you absolutely terrified 
by this -- Coward Lad?  Why are you so incredibly chill about all this -- And WHY oh god WHY 
are you dressed exactly like...  THE FONZE!!!!???????  WHY????!!!!!!!"

And Coward Lad who is indeed very, very chill about all of this and who is also dressed very 
much like the Fonze from Happy Days -- gives a very big and loud yawn while he fastens some 
water skis to his feet.  And next to him appears to be a ramp and swimming pool filled with 
sharks.

THE UNDERNEATH BLURB:

WHY IS COWARD LAD SO INCREDIBLY CHILL ABOUT THE UNSTOPPABLE POSTING OF THE BITTORRENTED 
CLICKBAITY SPHAM E-MAIL OF THE NAMER BOY -- DOCUMENTARY PROJECT: SEASON THREE #3 AND WHY 
IS HE DRESSED LIKE THE FONZE!!!!? WHAT COMPLETELY INSANE UTTER MADNESS IS THIS!!!?  FOR THE 
LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!?

Guest Starring:  Goggles Guy!!


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Arthur "Russ could probably stop it..." Spitzer