LNH: Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #Godfinally!

Drew Nilium pwerdna at gmail.com
Thu Jan 21 16:28:17 PST 2021

On 1/20/21 4:51 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>             Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #Godfinally!


> "NO!!! God, No!!  Why is this happening?" screamed a bearded man in football helmet
> and cammo with tears streaming down his eyes.  He was looking at the TV in the room.
> The TV Screen showed Bad Judgment Boy Blue swearing on a bible.


> "How could this happen?!" said a very upset lady wearing a piano scarf around her
> neck.  "How could this stupid loser steal the presidency from the greatest,
> smartest,  most masculine, most amazing hair version of Bad Judgment Boy?!  Bad
> Judgment Boy Red!!!

Yesssss. X3

> "The Body Swap!  He switched..."
> "...Bodies," said everyone of the NoKluAKon in unison.  "Of course!!"


> "It must have happened..." Bison Hat NoKluAKon Guy counted on his fingers and then
> his eyes became really wide.  "Jesus!  2016!  That's when it -- when Bad Judgment
> Boy Red switched bodies with Bad Judgement Boy Blue!!  Oh God."
> Piano Scarf NoKulAKon Lady slammed her bottle of chardonnay down.  "Yes!  That has
> to be it!  I always wondered why this extreme stable non corrupt non racist genius
> was always doing all these stupid, racist, and corrupt things and being such a
> terrible mentally ill president!  And now we know!! 


> "What a brilliant 6D Chess Move!  All Hail President Bad Judgment Boy Red in Bad
> Judgment Boy Blue's Body!!"


> Football Helmut NoKluAKon Guy looked at his victory cigar and the smoke blowing from
> it.  "Say, does anyone else find it strange that his whole Hungry, Hungry Sabertooth
> series doesn't really have anything to do with hungry, hungry sabertooths anymore?"
> "Hmm," pondered Bison Hat NoKluAKon Guy.  "Maybe the hungry, hungry sabertooths were
> actually the friends we made along the way all the time..."
> "Hmm.  No.  That doesn't -- that doesn't make any sense."
> And everyone laughed.

X3 X3 X3 Perfect.

> Meanwhile, On Earth Combover --
> "NO!!!!  It was the Perfect Insurrection!! The Perfect Insurrection!!!" shouted
> Former President Comboverthing as a group of people in hazmat suits dragged him out
> of the White House.  "FAKE NEWS!!! IT'S ALL FAKE NEWS!!!! 2024!! 2024!!!!"
> And then Earth Combover was over.

Whew. <3 <3 <3 I know just how to work this in to my part, too...

Drew "Finally" Nilium

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