LNH: Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #Godfinally!
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Thu Jan 21 16:28:17 PST 2021
On 1/20/21 4:51 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #Godfinally!
> "NO!!! God, No!! Why is this happening?" screamed a bearded man in football helmet
> and cammo with tears streaming down his eyes. He was looking at the TV in the room.
> The TV Screen showed Bad Judgment Boy Blue swearing on a bible.
> "How could this happen?!" said a very upset lady wearing a piano scarf around her
> neck. "How could this stupid loser steal the presidency from the greatest,
> smartest, most masculine, most amazing hair version of Bad Judgment Boy?! Bad
> Judgment Boy Red!!!
> "The Body Swap! He switched..."
> "...Bodies," said everyone of the NoKluAKon in unison. "Of course!!"
OF COURSE. :D
> "It must have happened..." Bison Hat NoKluAKon Guy counted on his fingers and then
> his eyes became really wide. "Jesus! 2016! That's when it -- when Bad Judgment
> Boy Red switched bodies with Bad Judgement Boy Blue!! Oh God."
> Piano Scarf NoKulAKon Lady slammed her bottle of chardonnay down. "Yes! That has
> to be it! I always wondered why this extreme stable non corrupt non racist genius
> was always doing all these stupid, racist, and corrupt things and being such a
> terrible mentally ill president! And now we know!!
> "What a brilliant 6D Chess Move! All Hail President Bad Judgment Boy Red in Bad
> Judgment Boy Blue's Body!!"
> Football Helmut NoKluAKon Guy looked at his victory cigar and the smoke blowing from
> it. "Say, does anyone else find it strange that his whole Hungry, Hungry Sabertooth
> series doesn't really have anything to do with hungry, hungry sabertooths anymore?"
> "Hmm," pondered Bison Hat NoKluAKon Guy. "Maybe the hungry, hungry sabertooths were
> actually the friends we made along the way all the time..."
> "Hmm. No. That doesn't -- that doesn't make any sense."
> And everyone laughed.
X3 X3 X3 Perfect.
> Meanwhile, On Earth Combover --
> "NO!!!! It was the Perfect Insurrection!! The Perfect Insurrection!!!" shouted
> Former President Comboverthing as a group of people in hazmat suits dragged him out
> of the White House. "FAKE NEWS!!! IT'S ALL FAKE NEWS!!!! 2024!! 2024!!!!"
> And then Earth Combover was over.
Whew. <3 <3 <3 I know just how to work this in to my part, too...
Drew "Finally" Nilium
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