LNH: Sentence Adventures Chapter Two: "Rise of the Time Wizards!"

[Drew Nilium]

Sentence Adventures!
By Drew Nilium!
Chapter Two: "Rise of the Time Wizards!"

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Meanwhile, in the space outside time, a diabolical mastermind of absolute chaos
cackled in terrible glee! "Cosmic infinity courses thru my veins; my body is
ablaze with astral charge; and once again, the galaxy will tremble at the might
of-- OOF!"

"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA--" Because she was spinning helplessly thru a trans-time
tunnel, Twinkle was completely unable to keep herself from bouncing off some
weird guy monologuing to himself! "AAAAAAASORRYAAAAAAaaaaaaa..."

"...aaaaaAAAAAAOOF!" Twinkle's fall thru time was broken by a nice soft squishy
object - that turned out to be the back of a very enraged hippopotamus!!

"Ex*cuse* me," said the hippopotamus, wrapping a towel around herself, "but
this is *not* a public beach!"

"A-aah, sorry ma'am!" Twinkle put both hands over her face, blushing hotly, and
running off down the beach until with an OOF! she ran right into someone else!

"Oh, sorry, miss, I-- a-HA!" The man in the crimson top hat, dramatically
flowing cape, and thick brass goggles pointed at her in triumph - specifically,
her belt! "So, the Time Wizards have sent an agent to stop me!"

"Yeep!" This guy looked like a total creeper and also Twinkle was competely
overwhelmed at this point, so she hit a random button on the belt!

With a magical sparkle and a mystical whoosh, temporal energy swirled around
her body and into her hands - and became a mug of hot coffee, with "World's
Greatest Time Wizard" stenciled on the side!

Twinkle stared, goggle-eyed, into the mug of coffee, until it was gently taken
from her hand, at which point she looked up into a slowly rotating pattern of
soft pink light, spinning around inside her head, and the last thing she heard
was "Sleeeeeeeep..."

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Drew "but who are these mysterious Time Wizards? Find out next time, if I end
up going in that direction!" Nilium