LNH: Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #13 "Guess, I have to create another Looniverse.."
Drew Nilium
pwerdna at gmail.com
Mon Oct 19 21:35:25 PDT 2020
On 10/19/20 10:14 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #13
> "Guess, I have to create another Looniverse.."
>
> Meanwhile on Earth-Combover...
Oh, good solution. :3 This is one cascade where an unlucky 13 is very appropriate.
> Hmm, thought the gross, hideous orange-faced blob creature (that even had a way, way
> uglier soul -- if you could believe that)
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk!
> But before President Comboverthing could put any more thought into that feeling some
> strange lady riding a gigantic sabertooth tiger strode into the Oval Office.
This is always what I want to see. :D
> "Relax," said the woman with a very disgusted look on her face, "This is a hologram."
Awwww. Oh well.
> "No. It is nothing at all like a stripper gram. I am an illusion created by the
> LNH's tech. I am not here. And neither is this sabertooth tiger. And why am I
> riding this sabretooth tiger? I haven't a clue -- I guess the writer thought it
> would be hilarious for some reason.
I mean, it is pretty appealing, in a "heck yeah strong ladies" way
> But none of that is important. I am here to
> give you some important information. My name is Fourth Wall Lass."
Ooooooh, nice.
> "What the fuck is a fourth wall?"
>
> "No. I am not going to bother explaining that to you since that would probably be a
> very huge waste of time for both you and me.
X3
> What I am here to explain to you is
> that the Cosmic Powers being very sick and tired of you have decided to exorcise you
> and your toxic presence from the main Looniverse..."
Legit X3
> But, alas, the
> only way they could do that was by creating another split reality. A divergent
> bubble reality that is many ways just like the main Looniverse, but just with the
> difference that you and all the horrors that you have wrought are still in it. And
> unfortunately a divergent Loonivearth population, like myself, that has to exist in
> it now too."
Hmmmmm, fairfair
> -- the alien being that had attached itself to his skull many years ago and had
> become absorbed by the toxic narcissistic sludge that flowed through him, "I am the
> Comboverthing. I am connected magically to the higher reality! My fate is tied to
> that higher reality version of myself's fate!!! You LNH'rs are powerless to stop
> me!!! FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!"
>
> "Yes, that is true. We are helpless to stop you. And that is why the Cosmic Powers
> had to create this bubble-verse where you could keep being horrible and horrible
> without any consequences -- at least for now.
Oh, yeah, that narratively makes a lot of sen--
> And because Arthur Spitzer already
> wrote the second issue of that Pumpkin the Halloween Miracle Parakeet mini back in
> September -- and didn't have any desire to rewrite it.
X3 Also valid!!! <3
> "Maybe. The polls don't look good for you, but then again -- they also didn't look
> good in 2016. Yeah, there's the Electoral College -- Voter Suppression -- Voter
> Apathy -- You'll cheat -- you'll sue -- try to get state legislators to over turn the
> popular vote. You're going to try everything. And maybe you'll succeed. Hopefully,
> you won't -- hopefully everyone is as sick of you as I am. Hopefully."
I think so. I hope so. @-@
> Just vote. And if not to save American Democracy -- then at the very least to stop
> all those Non-American LNH Writers from being all smug about America becoming some
> crappy Third World country. Do it to stop their insufferable smugness.
X3
> Writer's Note: Yeah, I wrote this because I already wrote that Pumpkin issue and
> don't have any desire to rewrite it. And I'm sure I'm probably preaching to the
> choir with this -- but maybe if you're still unsure of whether you should vote --
> maybe this will change your mind. End Non-American LNH Writer smugness. Just end
> it!
Heeheehee, indeed
> Hopefully Earth Combover will totally disappear after all of the ballots are counted.
Woo @- at v
Drew "destructo beam!" Nilium
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