LNH: Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths #5

[Drew Nilium]

In the spirit of piling on without planning ahead...

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A televised image of a podium, with a blue curtain behind it, over which 
stirring, vaguely patriotic music playing. Bad Judgment Boy, president of the 
Loonited States of Ame.rec.a, walks up, wearing an ornate Japanese oni mask, 
thru the mouth of which his lips can clearly be seen.

"My fellow..." He looks at his hand. "Americans. This sabertooth tiger plague is 
a great tragedy to our nation, and even tho I'm a complete idiot who doesn't 
know his head from his ass, I'm trying to do something about it. ...hey, wait a 
minute! ...whoever wrote this teleprompter script spelled 'complete idiot' 
wrong!" D:<

"Okay okay anyway. It is my pride to introduce to you, the team that came up to 
me and said I should let them fix this problem, so I decided to let them fix 
this problem!"

The curtain rises on a force of individuals in camo-print combat suits, 
bristling with weapons and posing in tuff and kool ways. Bad Judgment Boy steps 
to the side and announces, "That's right, going after the sabertooth tigers will 
be... THE LNH-READERS-WHO-ARE-SICK-TO-DEATH-WITH-THESE-DAMN-NEVERENDING-EVENTS 
LIBERATION FRONT!"

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Drew "no plans to follow up on this, have fun" Nilium