LNH: Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #1

Arthur Spitzer arspitzer2 at gmail.com
Fri May 1 12:10:14 PDT 2020

On Thursday, April 30, 2020 at 6:38:59 PM UTC-7, Drew Perron wrote:
> So I got sick in there. X3 Not The Virus, but low-key draining and then high-key 
> drained. But I'm feeling better now, so let's dig in!
> On 4/2/2020 12:00 AM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> > 
> >                                     Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #1

> > "Social Distancing Social Distancing.  *Ahem* anyways -- There are a massive
> > amount of people dying of this pandemic across the world.  Net.ropolis is in
> > lockdown with thousands dead!  We have a president who is a complete idiot!  And
> > the LNH can't do anything about this because of the magic spell that
> > Comboverthing has cast tying his fate with his Real Life version!  And this
> > pandemic seems to be also tied to that spell so there is nothing our LNH
> > Brainiacs can do to fix it either!  We're now completely at the mercy of those
> > idiots in the Real World -- and until they get their shit together -- Nothing is
> > going to change!!" The Ultimate Ninja gave a swift glare toward the Fourth Wall.
> > "There is nothing boring about any of this!"
> This is great. X3 But also: There's a story I'm working on that's definitely 
> gonna contradict some of this. This is the LNH, so I'm not too worried - there 
> are a hundred ways to play with that sort of thing - and frankly, I think you're 
> gonna love it, but I absolutely did want to give you a heads up. :>

Yeah, that's fine -- no problem with that.  I mean the Looniverse is a place where
even raccoons have retroactive continuity powers...

> > "Wait, how many sabertooths are currently on the loose?"
> > 
> > "Look only a very, very tiny you know," Bad Judgment Boy starting counting with
> > his fingers, "A few thousand or so -- nothing to worry about.  They're mostly
> > sweetie pies -- mostly.
> oh my fucking GOD. XD You are so good at creating a ludicrous situation, and 
> then making it more ludicrous, and *more* ludicrous. :3


> > If anyone wants to write another issue of this for a whacky
> > add on cascade you're welcome to do that.
> I might? X3 Heck.

You're welcome to it...

> > Or maybe you're from the future and reading this past relic from the time of the
> > great COVID 19 pandemic -- and perhaps this was the very last LNH story that
> > anyone ever wrote -- and if so -- Yes, all of the LNH were eaten up by
> > sabertooth tigers -- that's how the whole LNH story ends.  Uhuh.  Yep.  Didn't
> > see that one coming -- did you?
> The DOOM that came to EARTH-SABERTOOTH!
> Drew "in retrospect the name should've been a tipoff" Nilium

Arthur "Yes, that could be..." Spitzer

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