LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #137: Infinite Leadership Cry.Sig Part Thirteen
Drew Nilium
pwerdna at gmail.com
Fri Jun 5 09:56:27 PDT 2020
On 2/2/2020 4:19 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
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> LNH Comics Presents #57 is by Jamas Enright. It's Special Bonding Boy's
> turn! Was Jordan Peele inspired by this issue? And will our 2020 eyes find
> this story even more bleak and depressing?
...I remember this issue being nice and now I'm scared X3;
> All the LNHers turned to see Special Bonding Boy with his hands
> clasped together and eyes open wide. "That's super. You choose me!"
> Clapping his hands, SBB made his first leadership announcement. "Okay
> everyone, gather in close... come on... get in there... you can get
> closer... right, now... everybody HUG! That's it, group hug!... Come on
> guys... Hey, I'm the leader now! If I say, group hug, then group hug!"
> SBB basked in the feelings of friendship and uncomfortable
> boundary invasion. It was good to be him.
Heeheehee
> Special Bonding Boy actually rolled his eyes at this. "Don't you
> know? Today is Looni.Earth Day! We've got to give our environment a
> great big hug just as hard as we can. Squeaky Clean, you can help me
> keep Ame.rec.a beautiful. Pizza Girl, with Hands-Across-America we can
> bring everyone in this nation together. Steak and Potatoes Man, when you
> hug a tree, you're hugging the Looni.Earth. It doesn't get any better
> than that!"
> The three LNHers stared at Special Bonding Boy, but looking deep
> into those soulful eyes, they just couldn't bring themselves to point
> out how insane this idea was.
X3 <3
> There were a few moments as a connection was made. The screen
> futzed and flickered as sub-etheric beams intertwined according to
> string theory
I love little details like that.
> "We come looking for challenge, and for conquest. We have heard of
> the Legion, and will test our mettle against yours. We will destroy you
> with our might."
> "That sounds fine," Special Bonding Boy replied, earning a
> surprised look from California Kid.
:3
> "Come here," he motioned for Obnoxious Ame.rec.a Boy to come to
> him. Slowly, suspiciously, OABoy did. Ever so hesitantly, Steak and
> Potatoes Man reached out and put his arms around Ame.rec.a's Favourite
> Son and then squeezed tightly.
> At first there was resistance, but Steak and Potatoes Man kept up
> the hug. Finally, "All right. Let's go hug trees. But only Ame.rec.an
> ones."
aaaaaaaaaaaaa CUTE!!
> "I... visited the Virginia Tech memorial..."
> "What? You should have said you were going! I could have organised
> some coverage from the local papers, get some face time on TV, perhaps
> even-"
> Before PR Kid could even blink, Special Bonding Boy had moved. PR
> Kid was slammed against a wall, and could do no more than stare into
> SBB's eyes.
> "No. More. Press," SBB hissed. "We are fragile creatures, making
> our way across this world, reaching out to others, wanting to be loved,
> to experience joy, to live out our lives without being hounded or made
> into a public spectacle. We in the LNH choose this life. Cho Seung-Hui
> choose his. And as a human being, he was just as fragile as everyone
> else. And in his fragile state, people died that day, an event we can
> only mourn.
> "But what we will not do is prey upon those emotions. We will not
> use those people as an excuse to vent rabid ideas that condemn groups of
> people just because they shared some biological trait with that poor
> man. We will not show images of mourning thousands just to lead the news
> and make sure ratings are high.
Hahahaha okay I see what you mean about the bleak depressing part hahahahaaaaa @-@
> "We will not judge those involved. But we will judge ourselves. Is
> there something more we could have done? If one person had had a kinder
> word for him, would this have happened? If our culture wasn't so screwed
> up, would he still be here?
> "Maybe. Maybe not. The answers are not easy. But they are for us
> to search for, and not fodder for prime time."
But. This is an *extremely* fucking good response, and also, like... really
shows that SBB isn't just "I can't deal with negative emotions so Let's Be
Nice", he's "we *absolutely need* to be better to each other", and I connect to
that so fucking hard. <3 <3 <3 This is my favorite ILC story.
> "Please... I'm sorry about that... I shouldn't have..."
> "No, no, I shouldn't have suggested anything. You're right..."
> "Can we hug and make up?"
> "Only if people are watching."
I also like how this balances "kindness begets kindness" with "these goofy
flawed characters being imperfect in a fun way".
> "The Homeless Ones are, well, homeless that have organised
> themselves. And I've talked to them and they are willing to help our
> effort here."
Aw, hell yeah <3 Very relevant to recent stuff.
> The leader raised a armour encased hand, ready to strike Special
> Bonding Boy down as soon as he was near enough. "We will kill you all."
> Special Bonding Boy halted just outside of the leader's range. He
> smiled beatifically. "Do you really want to do this?"
But notably, not out of the range of his powers~ :3
> "...what?"
> "Do you really want to kill us all?"
> "Well... you know... I'm a Dorf. That's what we do."
> "But is it really what you want to do? You can tell me. I'll
> understand."
> "Well... um... the killing thing... it is fun, don't get me
> wrong... but... you know... sometimes... I just..."
> "Yes?"
> "Wonder if there isn't something more we could do?"
> Special Bonding Boy closed the distance, took the leader's arm,
> and led him back towards the ship. "There is something, if you are
> willing, you could help me with."
:3 This especially makes sense with LNH v2 #50, where we revealed that the
weakness of Dorfs is that they're unused to feeling emotions other than anger
and are easily overwhelmed by them.
> "Uh, well... I'm currently in Paradise, Nevada," Pizza Girl
> responded. "We've got a slight problem. There are plenty of people who
> are willing, but we just can't get them into place to fill in the gaps.
> There's lots of desert here with hardly anyone able to fill them up!"
> "Don't worry, Pizza Girl. Help is on the way. Just let them know
> where you need them to fill in. They're homing in on your signal and
> should be there any minute."
> There was a low roaring noise and dust started to fly. Looking up,
> Pizza Girl saw a large battle cruiser block out the sun on the horizon.
> It slowly landed on the edge of the town and within moments Pizza Girl
> found herself facing a platoon of Dorf, with many more in eye's view.
> The leader reached out to her. "Take my hand. I'm a stranger in
> Paradise."
X3 I love it
> Special Bonding Boy sat in front of the TV screen, sitting by himself in
> a darkened room, waiting for the final minutes to pass by before he too
> disappeared. He could feel the love all around him, just as real as the
> tears on his cheek.
> Although he would vanish, possibly never to return, he knew he had
> left the world a better place...
aaaaaaaaaaaaa. This is so sweet. In the middle of all this bullshit it makes me
sincerely happy. ;.;
Drew "stay in this softness for a bit" Nilium
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