LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #139: Infinite Leadership Cry.Sig Part Fifteen
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section of Infinite Leadership Cry.Sig (or Crisis).
LNH Comics Presents #59 is by Jamas Enright. PR Kid's now in the driver's
seat. So, will LNH Dice finally be a thing?
And #60 is by Martin Phipps. Sarcastic Lad takes the reigns, but will Sarcastic
Lad's demon take disappearing at midnight lying down?
Find out in..
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Infinite Leadership Cry.Sig Part Fifteen
Subject: LNH: LNH Comics Presents #59: Infinite Leadership Cry.sig #24
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:23:13 +0000 (UTC)
Posting for Jamas...
LNH Comics Presents #59
Infinite Leadership Cry.sig #24
The remaining LNH gathered in the cafeteria (which was still packed, but
considering that most of the characters were under author permission use
only, not a lot of names could be named), awaiting with a certain sense
of dread as Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad reached into the hat and put his
power to use.
"Today's leader is... PR Kid!" There was an underwhelming lack
of reaction (aside several sighs of relief from people who weren't
chosen). "Any problems with this?" General shrugging of shoulders
indicated nominal acceptance. "Anyone know where PR Kid is?"
A small gap in the crowd opened up, revealing PR Kid talking
quietly into a cell phone. "...I don't care how much it costs, I need to
see those set-ups today. And get those posters over here tomorrow for
approval, so I..." PR Kid eventually noticed the attention and looked
around. "Hey everybody, what's up?"
"You. You're today's leader!"
"Really?" Slowly PR Kid's eyes lit up, making the LNHers nearby
back away nervously. Snapping the phone shut, PR Kid announced, "In that
case, I have some ideas I'd like to see put into practice."
At this point, several LNHers checked their watches.
Obnoxious Ame.rec.a Boy finally managed to track PR Kid down in the
hanger bay, who was watching various LNHers get their photos taken.
"Hey, PR Kid, I... what the hell's this?"
"This is for the LNH CCG. A whole Leadership Crisis special
edition pack. I've got New Look Lass working on some ultra-rare
Leadership Crisis variant edition costumes. It'll be a killer."
"Right, whatever. Listen, I got those damn poppies you wanted. What did
you want with them again?"
"Arrange them on the lawn, and get some overhead shots for the
newspapers, and contact Alt.stralia and Net.Zealand."
"Why the (*#( would I want to talk to those countries? If they
ain't Ame.rec.a, I'm not interested."
PR Kid spun around, grabbed Obnoxious Ame.rec.a Boy by the
shoulders then pulled him so they were face to face. Very quietly, very
deliberately and very forcefully PR Kid said, "They are celebrating
ANZAC day today over there, and we are going to do our bit to recognise
that fact. The LNH is an inter-national organisation, and we need to
raise our profile around the world. Poppies spelling out ANZAC is just a
little token we can do to demonstrate that we aren't all culturally
blinded, pig-ignorant, Ame.rec.a promoting, Other Country bashing bunch
of MORONS that people like you are proud of being. Is. That. Clear. ?."
Obnoxious Ame.rec.a Boy's eyes refocused from their glazed state
and PR Kid saw fear enter them. "Yes. Certainly. I'll get onto it right
away." PR Kid released him and he scurried away.
PR Kid turned to see that the photography session had halted. "Well,
what are you waiting for? We need to strike while the iron is
hot, people!" There was a renewed burst of activity. "Now, I have a
thought about a Leadership Crisis board game..."
"...and in other news today, we have yet another press release from the
Legion of Net.Heroes, making for 74 today alone, stating that there will
be a media conference to be held in ten minutes about the use of press
"...and that is why we are dedicated to the continual communication
between us, the Legion, and you, the grateful populace," PR Kid
announced. "Any there any further questions?"
"What about the mecha-zilla currently raging through downtown
Net.ropolis? What steps are being taken to address this problem?"
Without looking, PR Kid reached back, grabbed a passing LNHer
and placed them in front of the cameras. "You can be assured that we
have our top people on it. For example... Bad-Timing Boy... *sigh* ...
is one of our finest members, and will answer this particular issue you
Bad-Timing Boy looked out at the sea of faces that turned
expectantly to face him, opened his mouth still full of sandwich, and
memorably said, "Mhuwah?"
PR Kid looked up as several LNHers burst into the room. "Look at this.
LNH dice! Hey, I rolled a Kid Kirby, excellent! The ninja wouldn't
approve this contract, but now...what?"
Without further ceremony, the LNH pack grabbed PR Kid, applied
suitable measures of ropes and gags, then placed PR Kid into a trunk.
There was a lot of thumping around, and evidently PR Kid managed to work
the gag off as was heard, "What about pogs? LNH pogs? You know the kids
will love that!... PokeLNH?"
Bizarre Boy and Late-Nite Lad sat on the lid, keeping PR Kid
inside. "I have to admit a slight twinge about this," Bizarre Boy said.
"Okay, I am signed up for ten visits to the children's ward next week,
but that's not all bad."
"Hey, it's for our own good. There's no way I'm hosting LNH
There was a slight pause, then the thumping started up again. "Come on,
let me out! I promise the Meals on Wheels company they could
use the Easily Discovered Van!"
Bizarre Boy looked at his watch. "Just five hours to go."
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From: Martin Phipps <martin... at yahoo.com>
Subject: LNH: LNH Comics Presents #60: Infinite Leadership Crisis Episode 25
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:41:49 +0000 (UTC)
INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRISIS
April 25, 2007
Once again, as he had done every day for the past
three weeks, Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad pulled a name
out of his hat.
"Figment Lad," he said.
"What?" Sarcastic Lad asked.
"Is there a Figment Lad here?"
Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad asked.
"There's no friggin' Figment Lad, putz," Sarcastic
Lad told him. "Check the name. This is somebody's
idea of a joke!"
Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad looked at wReamHack.
"Is this true?"
wReamHack shook his head. "He's in an early version
of the roster."
Sarcastic Lad laughed. "Right. And who was in
charge of the roster back then, huh moron? That was
you! You made the guy up! He doesn't exist! And now
you fell for your own gag! Come on!"
wReamHack frowned and bit his lip. "I could have
sworn there was a Figment Lad."
Sarcastic Lad sighed. "Okay. Let's get on with
this: I've got a whole lot of porn up in my room that
I rented last night that I haven't finished watching
and I need to return it to the video store before
midnight or else pay for another night."
Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad pulled another name out
of his hat and read it. "Sarcastic Lad," he said.
"Damn," Sarc said. "So much for watching porn
today. Wait! That means I'm going to disappear at
midnight! Um... no... I don't think so!" Sarc's body
started to shake violently and he feel to the floor.
"What's wrong with him?" Pizza Girl asked.
"He's having some kind of seizure," Bizarre Boy
"Look!" New Look Lass exclaimed. "His costume is
Sarcastic Lad stopped shaking. He looked around and
then slowly stood up. "It's gone," he said.
"What's gone?" Innovative Offense Lad asked.
"My daemon. Dahn Rrik Ulz. For the first time in
fifteen years I am free from the daemon's influence.
"Gone perhaps but not far, dickhead!"
Everyone turned to look at wReamHack who was
standing there wearing Sarcastic Lad's costume.
"Yeah, that's right, punk," he said. "I'm over
here. So what are you going to do about it?"
"Okay... what's going on?" Curious Lass asked.
Sarcastic Lad nodded sadly. "It all began fifteen
"I made a deal with the daemon Dahn Rrik Ulz to save
the life of my psychology professor Professor Eym A
Jeenyus and, in rerurn, he possessed me. The daemon
had the power to make sarcastic remarks to anybody and
everybody. I had managed to wrest sufficient control
over the daemon, however, such that I was only
sarcastic to people who really deserved it. Well,
mostly anyway. It was then that, as Sarcastic Lad, I
joined the LNH.
"Now I am Sarcastic Lad no more. Now I am only Jo
SarcasticwReam laughed. "But you are still the
leader of the LNH which means that you will disappear
at midnight while I live on inside another host! Ha
"No!" Jo Nysegi swore. "That can't be!"
SarcasticwReam smiled. "We can't both be the leader
of the LNH. That means only one of us can disappear."
Jo Nysegi thought for a moment. Doctor Stomper.
Adamant Authority-on-Everything. Occultism Kid. They
were all gone. There was only one person who might be
able to settle this question.
"Okay, daemon, you're coming with me."
Kid Kirby was busy working in his lab but, as
current leader of the LNH, Jo Nysegi was authorized to
interupt him. "What seems to be the problem?" he
SarcasticwReam wasn't interested in Kid Kirby's
question: he was more interested in Sing Along Lass.
"Hey, babe, what's it like being a god's main squeeze?
Maybe now that you've had a god you can try a daemon,
Kid Kirby looked at SarcasticwReam in disgust but
directed his question to Jo Nysegi. "What's up with
wReamHack? Why is he hitting on Sing-Along Lass? And
why is he wearing your costume?"
Jo Nysegi sighed. "That's why I'm here. I got
picked as Legion leader today so the daemon Dahn Rrik
Ulz vacated my body and then occupied the legionaire
standing closest to me... and that happened to be
wReamHack. The daemon thinks that as long as he's not
inhabiting my body he won't disappear at midnight."
"Whattaya say? Hmm?" SarcasticwReam kept it up
with Sing Along Lass and ignored the conversation
going on about him.
Jo Nysegi sighed. "Forgive him. He's not as in
control of the daemon as I was."
"You were in control?" Kid Kirby asked
"Yeah, well, maybe I liked it a bit too, you know,
the freedom to insult people because it was my power."
Jo Nysegi grimaced. "And Sing-Along Lass is hot."
"That's no excuse to be rude to her," Kid Kirby
"Right." Jo Nysegi went over to talk to
SarcasticwReam. "Okay, look, that's enough."
SarcasticwReam laughed. "I possessed you for
fifteen years, lame brain, and that's the best you can
Jo Nysegi smiled. "Yeah, well, it just so happens
that the lady here is too hot for even a daemon from
Hell to handle."
SarcasticwReam smiled. "That's better,
Jo Nysegi shook his head. "It's so weird seeing you
possessing somebody else."
SarcasticwReam laughed. "Get used to it, loser!
>From here on until the end of time wReamHack will be
my new host! And the end of time will be coming very
soon for you, Jo Nysegi! Like in a few hours time!
Ha ha ha!"
Jo Nysegi walked away from SarcasticwReam in
disgust. "Is it true?" he asked. "When I was made
LNH leader I was still under Dahn Rrik Ulz's
possession. So which one of us will disappear at
Kid Kirby shrugged his shoulders. "I can't say for
sure. Perhaps you. Perhaps him. Perhaps both of
"No way!" SarcasticwReam insisted. "I'm not the LNH
leader! He is!"
Kid Kirby sighed deeply. "There is only one way to
find out. We must wait and see."
Midnight approached. Jo Nysegi and SarcasticwReam
were both standing under observation in Kid Kirby's
"It's almost time," Kid Kirby said.
SarcasticwReam laughed. "So long sucker!"
Kid Kirby started counting down. "Ten... nine...
eight... seven... six... five... four... three...
two... one... midnight."
Jo Nysegi disappeared right on cue.
SarcasticwReam started laughing. "Ha ha ha!" he
said. "I'm still here." Then he stopped laughing.
"No. It's not possible! I can't be pulled free from
my host once I have settled in! Nothing can do that!
NO!!!" SarcasticwReam's body began to shake. His
costume disappeared. wReamHack was himself again.
"Oh, God, that was horrible!"
Sing-Along Lass appeared to agree. "Kid Kirby! Who
is powerful enough to rip a daemon from his host like
Kid Kirby grimaced. "I'm not sure."
"Then how can we stop whoever is behind this?"
Kid Kirby sighed. "I don't know."
TO BE CONTINUED
Pull-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad created by Arthur Spitzer.
Kid Kirby created by Jameel Alkavitz.
Sing Along Lass created by Jeff "Drizzt" Barnes.
Sarcastic Lad created by Gary St. Lawrence.
wReam Hack created by Raymond "wReam" Bingham.
Figment Lad created by Ted Faber.
Pizza Girl created by me.
New Look Lass created by Charles Fitzgerald.
Curious Lass created by Carolyn Vaughan
Martin... has to go to Taipei tomorrow
Next Week: More leaders! More disappearing -- Part XVI!
Arthur "Same Classic Channel. But Same Time? Probably not." Spitzer
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